Wednesday 20 April 2022

Oven Warm, Boris Hiding

Today at 4 pm the boys were to arrive and deal with the oven problem.  
As expected, they arrived at 12 noon!  
I am well aware of their timekeeping!  
However, a quick look at the oven, a few screws undone, a quick unplug from the electric, and soon the old was out and shortly after the process reversed and the new installed.  
Not only new, but clean!  
Take a good look, it will not be like this forever!  
Not only clean but 'fan assisted,' whatever that means.  Now my chicken is slowly either cooking or burning, as yet I know not which.  Soon I will be able to test the fire alarms once again by rudimentary cooking principles.  
A good landlord is better than a mortgage any day.  
 
 
Boris was lying to the House again today, as expected.  
The 'Whips' are demanding all Conservative MP's turn up for the vote on Thursday to prevent Boris being forced to answer to the Conservative led Committee regarding his lying to the house, among other things.  
Will any refuse?  Will we never be rid of this man?  Even Tories want him out, only UKIP and National Front wish him to remain.  Whatever happens here on May 5th the local elections will see massive losses for the Tory Party, and Boris may have to face the music then.
Today he flew of to India, warmer than hiding in a fridge.  He climbed the stairs carrying a 'red box,' just for a photo op.  PMs do not carry their own boxes!
 
 

3 comments:

Adullamite said...
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the fly in the web said...

Fan assisted means you cook at a lower temperature than normal.
I set off a smoke alarm at mother's place one Sunday.....her cleaner had put some product on the oven and had forgotten to take it off....the fumes set off her alarm when I preheated the oven, and out came the fire brigade who were very decent about it all.
It was after that that her cleaner found her - in her nineties - standing on a chair on the kitchen table busy disconnecting the smoke alarm...

Adullamite said...

Fly, Disconnect the smoke alarm! Just what old folks do! I am learning, this is going to take time.