Christmas is going well. The 2nd hand truck my niece wants for her kid, she always buys 2nd hand, has arrived here. When I have finished playing with it I will post it on, eventually! This afternoon I will do the cards that I have obtained, and hope to send some off by the 1st December, just to remind folks to get one for me!
Tuesday, 28 November 2023
Tuesday Twaddle
Christmas is going well. The 2nd hand truck my niece wants for her kid, she always buys 2nd hand, has arrived here. When I have finished playing with it I will post it on, eventually! This afternoon I will do the cards that I have obtained, and hope to send some off by the 1st December, just to remind folks to get one for me!
Tuesday, 7 February 2023
Chilli Mist
Saturday, 10 December 2022
Cold Stroll
The peely-wally moon struggled to be seen in the bright morning air. Continuing his journey unmindful of the 8 billion below he hung above slowly disappearing as the sun rose higher. Now taken for granted by us all but in the past early man watched the moon and the stars above circling the earth. He calculated his journey, not always understanding the difference between a star and a planet, but very early on had worked out how they rotated above us, possibly understanding that we two rotated and moved through space also.
A light blue haze hung across the houses blurring the distant electricity pylons, the ones that power the homes and enrich the power companies. The heat comes not from the radiators but from opening the bill every month! It is nice to know the men at the top of such companies will not need council benefits to heat their houses.
Saturday, 26 November 2022
Saturday Sun and Football
Even I am wearying with all this non-stop football. At the last World Cup I believe we only had three games a day at this stage, just like the Africa Cup of Nations also had. Now we have four games daily until the knockout stage, and it takes a toll. The routine has gone, things are rushed to fit in, and then the game is often ignored as other duties arrive. I would love this if I were 15!
Saturday, 26 March 2022
Sunshine, ISP and Clocks
Tonight the clocks go forward once again. When I wake at 6 in the morning it will actually be 7 am. The sun will be up, the chill will fill the air, many will spend much time in the morning changing every clock in the house, bar one, the one they need to be correct! I will begin tonight and hope not to miss one. I have no idea why I have so many clocks, but there is plenty when change time arrives.
Thursday, 20 January 2022
Thursday Sunlight
The Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011 (FTPA) introduced fixed-term parliaments to the United Kingdom, with elections scheduled on the first Thursday in May of the fifth year after the previous general election, unless the previous general election took place between 1 January and the first Thursday in May, in which case the election takes place on the first Thursday in May of the fourth year after the previous general election.[16]
Removing the power of the monarch, on advice of the prime minister, to dissolve parliament before its five-year maximum length,[16] the act permits early dissolution if the House of Commons votes by a two-thirds supermajority. Parliament is also dissolved if a government loses a vote of no confidence by a simple majority and a new government is not formed within 14 days.[17] Alternatively, a bill requiring just a simple majority in both Houses could be introduced to establish in law an earlier date for the election, which is how the date of the previous general election was set in 2019.[18]
Thus, the next general election is due to take place on Thursday 2 May 2024, unless it is triggered earlier.[19] Under the Electoral Registration and Administration Act 2013 parliament would be dissolved 25 working days before this date on Tuesday 26 March.[20] Under the Fixed-term Parliaments Act, the Prime Minister may schedule polling day up to two months after 2 May, subject to approval by both Houses.Thursday, 13 January 2022
Sun, Boris, Andy
Talking of success, I note Andrew has reliquished all his honorary titles. The media report this as 'Queen dumps Andy.' Whether this is the queen or others in the royal house is hard to tell, but leaks will occur, and certainly they are ensuring Andy must face this alone. All done to protect the monarchy. What the monarch thinks about it is hard to tell. Andy was her favourite, but Andy has got into bother and even the elite cannot protect him now. Only a judge refusing the US demand that he attends the US court can stop him facing action over there. Good luck with that!
Monday, 29 November 2021
Cold Christmas
It is also a pleasure to find the postman ringing the bell and knocking desparate to give me my first Christmas box! It is a pleasure to open this box, unwrap the mountain of needful bubblewrap (well wrapped indeed as any postie was tell you) and find several bottles of liqueurs made from a variety of fruits. I accidentally opened the Blackcurrant one now and am forced to enjoy it.
Monday, 31 May 2021
Bank Holiday Mutterings
I note Joanna Cherry and the SNP heirarchy have been continuing their tiff. This time it may be the use being made of money 'ring fenced' for Independence, thus allowing Indy to take a back place. Another gent stood down from his position recently indicating some things are not going well in the Bunker. No doubt in a very short time Joanna will be welcomed into the arms of Alex Salmond...hold on..welcomed into the arms of 'Alba' as another MP, making 3 in Westminster. That would both please and upset Nicola.
Monday, 24 February 2020
Maudling Monday Again
Like our pal on the roof I enjoyed watching the rain from a viewpoint today. Scurrying up to Sainsburys and back was sufficient air for this lump of fat. Naturally I scrolled through the papers and discovered that nice Rupert Murdoch's paper 'The Sun' has been losing some £86 million this year. Apparently paying for all the lawyers that lost the case to the famous people hacked by his editor that did not know it was going on cost around £26 million alone. He could have bought a reasonably good centre half for that price if he looked around. He could certainly have obtained a journalist or two for a great deal less. Still I suppose journalism is not Rupert's way is it.
He did claim that 36 million or more click on his 'Sun' website, not mentioning the 'Mail Online' claims 80 million hit theirs, neither mention that most are the same small number of people going round different items. The number of 'bots' sent by Conservative Central Office and that nice Mr Putin, a friend of Rupert, also account for a large number of 'clicks' on comments columns. Still as long as the advertising comes in to pay for it all, what's that? Oh dear, advertising falling also?
It could be worse, he could own the 'Daily telegraph' as that has lots a million readers under the present boss. The Barclay Bros will let you buy it for around £500 million. Any takers?
I have thought of a new party game. It's called connect new phone to facebook or BBC. This entails making the victim install these 'apps' and then log in. The one who does so quickest, or the one who avoids throwing the phone pout the window is the winner. Why do these things act like spoilt children? Why do they not do what I want? I am getting there but I have to keep lying down in a dark room every so often. I will however show my great niece I am not a 'technophobe,' unless I fail to get through to her on the text bit...
Monday, 29 July 2019
Sunny Picnics and Boris
Leaning awkwardly through the back window I glimpse the sun offering us the appearance of summer once again. Outside people pass by in flimsy outfits, T-shirts and shorts, dark glasses and thin dresses. All pretending the weather is hot because the sun is in the sky. Inside, I sit with a pullover on under my old man's cardie watching the temperature aim for the mid 60's, that's about 17% to you modern people. By noon it might become summer properly again.
Interestingly I was reading about one of those murderous English queens, Mary, the Catholic one who married Philip of Spain in an attempt to bring happiness to her people. His first ten days in the country, in mid summer, were a torrent of continuous rain! Add to this the diary of King George V, the one who served during the Great War as King, his 1914 diary is full of grumbles re the weather up to the end of July when it turns hot.
Some things never change.
Reading Jenny's blog brought back memories of Sunday School picnics in the 50's & 60's. In times past it was normal for the church to organise a bus trip out of town for all the kids, his must have begun in Victorian days, horse drawn carts if lucky, walking far otherwise. Charabancs in the 20's and buses by the 30's. All the buses we saw in Edinburgh would have streamers hanging out the windows, some places using double deckers as the numbers were so high. By the late 60's these had died out, the car, lack of numbers possibly, personal travel far afield ensured such events lost glamour to the wealthier society. However the picnic, especially with a decent crowd, has not lost enjoyment as Jenny's pictures show.
If lucky the place chosen for the picnic would be clear of sheep and cows and indeed their aftermath. But in those days we did not complain, we were just told to 'Leave Pat alone and carry on.' There were occasional races, competitions, though I canny mind any now, and a strange look from the Minister as I approached. I am unclear what was going through his mind but it did not appear to be "Let the children come to me."
I have vague memories of the strange smell of the plastic mug, even worse the tin one that enabled whatever we had put in it lost all flavour! A bag of buns and I suppose sandwiches were given, I canny mind sandwiches but i do remember Edinburgh's buns! In those days little side street bakers made their own cakes and buns, snowballs, 'fly cemeteries,' and brown things covered with chocolate were the thing! When I was last in Edinburgh such dank bakers still existed, I wonder if they do now? I miss the snowballs! It is rather sad that 'Greggs' and the like and considered better than the corner baker.
Of course Scots died from eating 50 years worth of such things...
Boris has 'visited' Scotland.
The Scots informed him of their opinion of him so successfully he left by the rear door!
Unlike in England where many threw coloured balls at him as he passed nothing but 'Boos' and jeers greeted the bumbling PM. In the west he had blethered on about the EU 'dropping the Backstop and showing 'common sense and intelligence,' failing to mention Theresa came up with the Backstop. He also failed to mention why the EU should back down when he wishes to leave not them!
Ruth Davidson, the strange wee lassie who runs the Tories in Scotland, refuses to accept the 'No Deal' scenario and has made that plain to him while offering her full support, 'Tory style' I suspect.
In short he has been shown the door by Scotland but like all at Westminster he will care not about that, his friends and his position are what counts to him.
Wednesday, 24 July 2019
Sunny Paint
In spite of the heat, 89% F. at best today, I wandered out to get my hair cut by the miserable one that does not like me. Still, I got him talking about one of his ex-favourite activities and that helped before he through me out with a false smile hoping I would go elsewhere. I have that ability, the ability to make friends, I rarely use it.
I wandered over for the free bus which naturally I missed. This meant a 20 minutes wait until the driver bothered to return. He also was hating me, and indeed everybody else I reckon, as he trundled along as slowly as possible, almost running into a car at a roundabout as he was poncing about too much, and eventually got us to the end of what is normally a three minute drive. He was quicker coming back as I suspect he finished at noon which is when we returned.
My need was for paint!
Yes indeed. the bedroom I promised to paint three, or was it four, years ago is now on the 'to do' list. I wandered about the overpriced shops with nothing to see, almost bought a shirt but considered it a bit poncy for me, saw a similar one later (£45!) which I also decided to leave and joined the sweating throng and headed for B&Q.
Paint! White paint, matt, for walls, that was all I wanted.
I could not see it!
There were aisles of 'Dulux' which is expensive, aisles of coloured paints, big pots, small pots, huge pots, but I wanted white not 'harmony' or 'sea blue' or 'felicity' or whatever it was.
So I asked.
"Round the next aisle," she said contemptuously, knowing I was an idiot and had not thought of seeking out a FIFTH aisle full of paint pots!
There, beside a women confused by the words 'matt' and 'silk' on the pots I found my paint.
At least I found one I could carry. £11 worth of paint sit outside my door, this in case the landlord or his men pass by and therefore are impressed by my desire to paint, and will do so until I find he energy and desire. This may not happen at the moment but this is a start.
I will inform you of progress within the next 12 months.
It appears my prayers have not been answered while I slept after lunch this afternoon. Boris is now inside No. 10 Downing Street planning to destroy the nation, or at least bumbling a few words before he allows the rest of the louts around him to destroy the free world, he himself will be doing little I expect. I was praying the police would arrest him for some forgotten misdemeanour and take him away along with the rest of them. I am somewhat disappointed.
I would write more but the contents of that 'Yorkshire Bitter' bottle have removed all desire from me and instead made me desire sausage and chips. I do not see how I can refuse such a desire?
Tuesday, 23 July 2019
Sunny Grumble
Is it just me?
I came across this advert on Twitter reminding people to drink lots of water in the heat.
Now it crossed my mind that such things were never made clear when I was a lad. Nobody told us to drink cold water when we were hot. No wireless or TV adverts demanded we drink to avoid suffering from heat. I wonder why?
Could it be, and I am merely speculating here, could it be that we did not require instruction on how to cool down when hot? Was it because or mum gave us instructions perhaps? Could it have been that we were not totally stupid maybe? I just throw this out as reading this advert I wondered if people had never realised before that when the sun shines it gets hot and we drink water to cool down and feel capable of dealing with it.
Maybe it's just me?
I await warnings to 'Keep out of the sun as it is hot,' and 'the sun burns,' don't be in it too long, just in case people do not realise this. I realise climate change has increased the power of the sunshine, it burns me more than it used to and I avoid it, but really, do we need such blatant advice?
I managed to wander around in the heat looking for
I have been struggling to listen to a programme re William Gladstone on Radio 4. David Cannadine does offer decent programmes but it is becoming impossible to hear what is being said as the producer, as all producers today, insist on inserting needless and irrelevant music thus drowning out the speaker. There has always been this element on radio, a needless song because the producer cannot listen for five minutes to a voice, now however it is over top of the voice making hearing impossible.
Radio 3 offers the 'Essay.' Fifteen minute programmes of people speaking intelligently, usually, without music or any other interruption. Why is it Radio 4 cannot manage this? These children of the 80's have no ability to listen, I suspect they wander about with headsets over their heads, not the women obviously as they fear for their hair, and their heads down onto the mobile rather than looking where they go.
Speech is good, intelligent speech does not require noise accompaniment.
When will the BBC kids learn this?