I awoke after 6 am this morning and lay there full of fear and ire. I had to phone the Stasi at the surgery to arrange a blood test ordered by the doctor. My mind filled, as it does when still asleep, with imagined fears, arguments, responses and abuse. I attempted to get this out of my mind by listening to the wireless but for an hour I wrote and re-wrote imagined complaints.
At 7:30 I awoke peaceful.
I forgot to phone at 8 am and remembered after the half hour. I then called, endured the corporal's long intro and pressed 'Number 2' as ordered. She repeated the same words needlessly thus increasing the costs to me. After the overture to an opera a gentler voice informed me I was 18th in the queue. I put down the phone.
Some time later I tried again, this time when answered I jumped straight to 'Number 2,' and then the opera overture. Eventually the music stopped and the gentle voice informed me I was 13th, 13th!!! "How long do they take to make appointments?" I wondered," I bet it is all those old people at fault."
Later, I tried again, three times I have called at the most expensive time, at least now I was second in the queue. Almost 25 minutes had gone by since I first dialed. (Do we still say 'dialed?') At last the phone rang, and rang...and rang ...and rang...and rang...and a female voice kindly answered as I was muttering things down the line.
I stated my case and was cheerily fixed up immediatley! Shocked, I mentioned the Flu Jab I had not been offered. "Right," she says, "Friday 26th?" Shocked again I grasped the chance and the morning time offered.
Isn't it just typical that when you fear something will be a struggle against the powers of evil the reality is very different? I spent a few minutes checking to see if I was still asleep and dreaming, once convinced I was awake I also checked for bite marks. None found, I had called reception and lived! And you say prayer does not work?
I got out no further than Tesco today. I had to go for those forgotten things yesterday, bread I am not supposed to have, chocolate I must avoid, wine which should not be taken and yoghurt which can be. I also stocked up on 'Waterstones Voucher Cards.' You see Amazon, whom you may have heard off, are having problems with 'Visa.' Visa charges have increased from, if I remember right, 0.3 to 1.5 after Brexit. The EU had a cap on these costs which we lost with Brexit so the price shot up. This is now costing the UK £35 billion a year. Amazon, those friendly staff-oriented people, are not happy and are ending UK Visa cards at the end of January (ensuring they get this Xmas in first). So Waterstones it is then, which will surprise the members of my family who find reading a problem. So, happily paying the young lady at the checkout I hobbled back the pretty way, avoiding buses, lorries at the building site, reversing vans up the side road and people attempting to keep a social distance away from me. I think that was the reason. Home to cogitate on the work to do tomorrow and wonder if it will get done?
