Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They'll be for people who love meat tender.
I always wondered why the ball was getting bigger as it came at me..... then it hit me
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else...
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
One day while walking down the beach with some friends someone shouted....'Hey, look at that dead bird!' The blonde looked up at the sky and said...'where???'
I read a book on addiction, Iliked it so much I bought several more.