The morning sun greeted me warmly at 6:30 today. I was so impressed I soon wandered about the town, basically before anyone gets up and annoys me. I was annoyed enough! Facebook played up, and how.
So I wandered about, once again being given either 'funny looks' or 50pence for a cup of tea from the occasional passer-by, and slouched home and shaved my beard off and blocked the sink! Now I had taken precautions, most of this grey mater was dumped by way of a pair of blunt scissors and a magic mirror. However even so there was sufficient to lead to a desperate grabbing for Sainsburys best sink un-plugger, once I got the blasted thing open that is. Who can open childproof locks other than a child?
So I start again on facebook. I had two pages, now I have none! This could of course be Microsoft's fault,the latest download has been causing problems as always, but suddenly things went off. I got one back but not the other and now I have none. Obviously a new page can be created, whoopee, but then we have the bother of building it and if I do not open a new page the FBI will be wondering what I am up to, let alone all those marketing men I avoid by using 'Adblock Plus.' Talking about that you will notice that while Adblock blocks the advert now on YouTube an advert appears, hidden by Adblock, but must be removed before going on. That is new, Google must be feeling the pinch also, the virus hits home to the real owners of these Digital Giants!
Pop-ups! How they irritate! Almost every page demands you check the Cookies! Every other page demands you 'Subscribe' or select a 'Weekly E-Mail,' yet none offer to just leave you alone! They come in all shapes and sizes, brightly coloured or dull, cheery or despondent but all demanding and in the wrong place!
Worse than this is the newspapers who insist on putting videos, often totally irrelevant to the story, on the page and opening, sound on and all, whether you like it or not. Some have 3 seconds for you to decide, 3 seconds that are wasted as the page jumps up and down fitting the basted thing on the page. When I am king such pop-ups will be banned, videos must be switched on by the reader, not the page, and those who disobey will be Beheaded, twice!
Yes 'Daily Record' and yes 'Edinburgh Evening News' I mean you!!!
