There is nothing better than starting the day realising you have forgotten the niece's birthday. Not only forgotten but forgotten from two weeks ago! The same thing happened last year. Is it any wonder she never talks to me? So in spite of the mirk outside, making the place inside appear dreich, I was forced to enter Sainsburys in search of a gift card suitable for a woman who has everything and more. Naturally I was there about 11 am when the whole town discovered it also had run out of bread and so we stood waiting at the checkout while grasping our baskets (men) and trolleys (women) as if our lives depended on them. Noting the quickest checkout I joined in, the lass i front making space, and we both considered we would soon be out of there. No! Instead one of those women who question everything was questioning everything as we waited, the bill, the voucher ticket, the weather, she went on in spite of the checkout lass doing her best to subtly move her on. By the time she left half the other lines had dwindled away. Grinning cheerfully the next lass moved in and soon we were paying over the top for the directors fat pensions. I once tried to get such a job as checkout staff but I am not sure my temperament would be suitable for that work. Working in the museum shop is very different but does have its moments, however I have not yet slaughtered anyone the way I would in a supermarket.
Anyway the card was purchased, a suitable note explaining (lying) concerning the reason for the delay will be included and my favourite niece will soon be ignoring me again.
However the gift cards must be perused again soon as Christmas chopping is under way, cards being the easy way out of that chore. However it is beginning to worry me regarding the shop cards that are available. So many shops are closing down and others being taken over plus the Brexit disaster all combining to mean the cards might be worthless by the time I send them. Will any company still exist?
I suppose there is always Amazon, that is one organisation that will exist as the man who owns it has more money than most governments these days. After Brexit this government will have nothing and he might well take over, of course his money is already (allegedly!) running the 'Leave' campaign so he will not mind whatever happens.
I had a new type of spam the other day. A nice chap claimed he had put a 'trojan' on my computer a while back and had been watching what I was doing. If however I did not put $500 into his account he would show everyone on my address book what I had been up to. He implied this was something 'interesting.' I was intrigued, however I failed to pass on money, anyone who has hacked me would at least know my name, but I was hoping he had sold my dirty secrets around the land but there appears to have been no response so far. If you get the dirt on me let me know, I might want to look at it again...
