When sorting out the shop early this morning I noticed the lass stopping and looking in a mirror. This surprised me as we know how rarely women do this. However it suddenly came to my mind that the said mirror was not there on Saturday so where did it come from? While pondering this I myself came into view. This was not a good sight. My new shirt appeared somewhat tight and as I looked into a glass darkly I saw a sight reminiscent of the advert above. I hung over my belt far too much. Later a mum dropping off her kid mentioned she had ten weeks to go and I was bigger than she was! My diet has restarted.
I had pie and chips tonight with sliced cabbage and tomato with mayonnaise.
I see a problem looming.
Brutus switched off the wi-fi tonight again. It returned but I may have sorted that as it had a choice of two connections, this one and the old one that no longer works. I am hoping it has been attempting to connect with the old one and have closed that avenue. Growing pains I say, and if they are this will be some size soon. Otherwise it appears to be working acceptably.
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6 comments:
Mirrors? I stopped looking in mirrors. There's some strange woman living in my mirrors. I don't recognise her. I have no idea how she got in there! She's an intruder - a squatter!!!! People of have no respect these days!
I think you're winning the battle, not of the bulge, but of the computer, Mr. Ad-Man!
On reflection I do not think that Englishmen have the necessary moral fibre to be allowed to drink Irn-Bru....
Are you sharing a WiFi connection? I do not remember hearing about this before.
Lee, I am not winning the bulge battle....
Fly, Not those in the House anyway.
Jerry, No I share nothing. The brute thought I was however.
Oops looks like technology is still out to get you
Mo, Why not, everything else is!
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