Thursday, 22 August 2013

Sorry, No it doesn't work!




Sorry, no it doesn't work!  Women are not made to present football!  
Two games tonight on ITV4 in the Europa League and leading the chat from two failed numpties in the studio, rambling on about how good English clubs are we find a femal form.  Certainly they are pontificating tonight, in spite of both being filled with foreign Johnnies and Swansea actually being Welsh.  One pundit I suddenly realise is South American. 
The politically correct idea of having a woman present the discussion is not good. Who is she?  I know not as I canny find her name anywhere, or indeed her phone number.  This I say is totally wrong, not failing to find the number or name I mean her being there.  Usually such lassies are provided for one of two reasons, the first being entirely voyeuristic (Yes SKY SPORTS I mean you!), the second being PC TV people. The best example of that was ITV dumping the Yorath woman as she was not very good but the BBC immediately employed her.  She then went on to make programmes about sexism, enlisting Karen Brady (she of the 'Daily Sport,' a deceased paper filled with sex that made the 'Sun' look like 'news') to aid her opinion!  
Tonight we have a nice wee lass with a high pitched voice, ideal for those meaningless early morning 'news' programmes, but WRONG for football!  It may well be that ITV male presenters have the personality of a dead rabbit, and indeed less than half of the intellect, it may well be this girl understands some aspects of the game, but in the end it does not work!  The BBC once allowed a woman to commentate on a match during 'Match of the Day,' it flopped, the voice is wrong!  It doesn't work!  Dogs everywhere barked their opinion I remember.
Let the lass sit on my knee by all means, let her do my ironing, let her indeed become a nuclear physicist or a train driver if she so wishes but do not let her participate in football coverage which just requires someone to fill in between the adverts.  That is a job for men, not girlies!
Bah!   

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9 comments:

Lee said...

I agree with you...women shouldn't overstep their mark there!

You want her to sit on your knee while she does your ironing? And you only want her to become a train driver...and not a bus driver? What's wrong with you, laddie????

Adullamite said...

Nothing wrong with her on my knee while she irons.....

Lee said...

I'm starting to worry about you, Adullamite! ;)

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

You are just now starting to worry about him, my dear Lee?

the fly in the web said...

There's a woman, Alison Mitchell, I believe, who does brilliant cricket commentary - you actually learn the score instead of old farts faffing on about pigeons and passing buses.
Needless to say you only hear her during multi team tournaments when they run out of inadequate men...

What is ironing....?

Adullamite said...

Two people on here are pushing it I say!

Fly, Cricket? It doesn't matter who does that, surely?
Ironing? I think you may be being cynical here.....

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

What?

Lee said...

Hahahahahaha! And you've not even given us a clue to whom it is you mean!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Please be gentle with the old boy, my dear Lee. Clues come very hard for him these days.