Saturday 23 June 2018

Art or Absurd?



In between games last night I noticed the shadow on the wall. This struck me as interesting and as I took a few shots of this and attempted to get the colour right I ended up with what  call a 'work of art' and intend to offer this to the Tate Modern and sell for around two or three million.


As this will lead to an exhibition somewhere I am collecting similar but different art works which will gain me fame and fortune, however I need to find a name for such work and an explanation to reveal to the art lovers and their money what I am trying to say through this work.  You and I know I am saying "Give me cash!" However art lovers do not think like this so I am suggesting the first one concerns 'how light shines but we do not know what that light hides.'  'The brightness hinders our understanding of what lies behind the wall of glare that blinds us to reality.'
The second one s obvious to anyone with eyes that see. 'Calm, peace, serenity in a world of hostile intentions is always possible to one who sees.'  
I am glad I had that whisky now...


The abstract view is clear here.  Obviously this refers to the damage caused to the green earth by man's (never woman's you note no matter how many of their plastic things kill fish) misrule of the world on which he abides.
Just a straight million for that one would do.


Even the sky was at it as I trudged home from Sainsburys this morning.  High above the flight to Malaga the sky was telling us to always look up as the clouds hide the blue but it is always there! 

Will you come to my first exhibition, can you teach me how to talk middle class pap...?


7 comments:

the fly in the web said...

Change your name to Saatchi....that's all the mindless idiots with the moolah need to hear in order to disburse. You could try half strangling a woman at the vernissage, to add to verisimilitude...

Adullamite said...

Fly, Saatchi it is, I await the cheques... Must we 'half strangle' a woman...?

Suza said...

Very minimal. I like it.

the fly in the web said...

Obligatory. Adding performance art to the stuff on the walls and reinforcing the brand image...

Adullamite said...

Suza, A woman with taste! :)

Fly, OK, I know a few who would fit...

the fly in the web said...

Did they interfere with the World Cup viewing by any chance...?

Adullamite said...

Fly, Maybe aye, maybe no...