Friday, 8 June 2018
I was sitting here cogitating re a tale I was about to place on the local facebook page when I noticed a visitor. He is not the first to enter via the back window, it is slightly ajar for air but this man and his kind insist on squeezing through to eat the bird pellets that lie behind the window on the ledge. Once insdide he and they then find difficulty in retreating the way they came and instead insist on crashing beak first into the other window.
So I sent time opening windows while he flew to the top closed portion, or sat on the end of my mug breathing heavily and deciding to reach the floor and walk to the next room to attack that window. The lack of knowledge re the layout of the inside of buildings is clear and the inability to fly through an open window clearer!
It took a while but he eventually departed breathing heavily again and determined to learn the difference between an open window and glass. He is the second Robin I have met this way and someone came in the other week and managed to escape without me noticing him. At least he left no mess this time.
I'm a bit stupid. No, I take that back, I am very stupid. Indeed stupidity appears to be my strongest talent. However a short muse on the number of knife crime stats in recent days, exaggerated by the media, leads me to a quick solution to this problem. I suggest that the law stating you get up to five years for carrying a knife as a weapon ought to be put into practice! That way people, including wee black boys forced into this by their mates, may well change their minds about carrying or using knives. Indeed any fifteen year old jailed for fifteen years for using one might well put others off and save lives.
Why don't we do this?
Moped muggers can be dealt with similarly.