From the depressingly dank Cave of Adullam I insult your intelligence, with not a shred of conscience!
I'd comment, but what I'm thinking would get me arrested and thrown into the tower, followed shortly by some indescribable nastiness, and my head on a pike.Oh. I forgot, that's not the way they do it these days. More likely Id be found in ladies lingerie, with an orange stuffed in my mouth and would be deemed to have died of "autoerotic asphyxiation"... Or... latest one was "Found dead, zipped in a holdall in the bath"....So instead, I'll just wave a union jack, and cheer happily, God Save the Queen!
Here's hoping it's not a car crash waiting to happen...
You and me both. I was just yesterday saying how sick I was over the run up to the Olympics, and now this!
S, Your head on a pike or a job in the Try party eh?M, the press are hoping!A, Ah yes, why don't they get married in the half built stadium?
My shoulder will always be open for her to cry on in case of the worst, and any appreciation that she may have for that comfort would be very welcome. (In the purest of ways, of course.)
Fish, I will write to the palace and ensure she gets your felicitations. However she may send the local gun mad cops round to ask you about that.
To think that I nominated the Olympics, the Papal visit and the Sheridan trial as bores of the year. This knocks them all into a cocked hat!
BigRab, This will last longer than any of those!
Not to change the subject, but this seems like a good time to ask you why the women all seem to have to wear hats all the time. Is it just a tradition? And do the hats HAVE to be outlandish, or can the also be regular hats? Do earmuffs count as hats? Probably not. Why am I asking YOU? Like you would know.
I just saw my first (and unfortunately it's only the beginning) news story: 68% of americans will stay up all night to watch the royal wedding of the year - the rest of us couldn't be bothered! Oh and about that 'year' he broke up with Kate to party with his mates ... kill me now. please.xxx
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