For a start there is this brute!
Every time it 'ping's' I rush to see what unimportant item of tat has been sent by one of my few compatriots. Tat it is, and tat it will remain yet I rush, putting aside important things just to be disappointed. The other day crossing the field I took it out just in case I had not heard the 'ping' while it was in my pocket! I felt lost for a while yesterday, then realised I had left the phone elsewhere and was missing it!
I may not charge it up later....
"Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as
"you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", and "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Just as I was closing up last night I noticed the 'Pink Moon' glimpsed through cloud. Of course it is not 'Pink' and, so NASA tell me, it is not made of cheese either. They would say that wouldn't they. What they say about Trump signing an order claiming the right to 'Mine' on the moon may be clear to most of us. So there I was, squeezing out the small kitchen window, trying to avoid the TV aerial and grab a shot of my moon. It turned out 'no bad' after all. Mind you, my nieces husband got a similar picture, so they must have a moon up there in West Lothian also. Not as good as mine...
Excitement missed! Some shouting outside today. But by the time I got my head out the window it was almost over. Three chaps, of late teen age, had been urged to leave the skatepark. They did not look like locals and one in particular, large and loud, did not appear happy with the situation. There was more to this than just keeping people indoors as two men in dark outfits with no insignia were also in the park.
They black clad officer, now four together. discussed the situation while the three gentlemen making their way East informed them of their opinion in words I do not catch but intrigued the constables so much they hared off out of view to get a better knowledge of the terms used. Out of vision, isn't it always the way, cars slowed, voices of struggle were heard, and cars stopped then moved on again slowly, each filled with individuals reaching for their mobiles. It is not difficult to presume drugs were involved here, plus a degree of antagonism not related to being forced indoors, although I suspect someone might be forced inside tonight!
Camera at the ready and I missed it all! Bah!
2 comments:
We have a moon here, also , but I rarely look at it. And I clean forgot to look for the pink moon.
Jenny, Your garden would be a good place to watch the moon.
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