Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife
anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist,
'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That's nice of you,' Jim added,
'I hope she'll appreciate them.'
Tony smiled as he replied,
'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
My wife just called me.
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received
some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers."