Saturday, 23 February 2013

Giggle




Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife 
anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist,
 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That's nice of you,' Jim added,
 'I hope she'll appreciate them.'

Tony smiled as he replied,
 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received
 some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers."



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9 comments:

Lee said...

That cow should've gone the udder way.

red dirt girl said...

LOL - Lee's comment.

I have somewhere packed away an excellent children's book entitled "Why the Chicken Crossed the Road"
It is a series of illustrations - each one by a different artist - with his/her interpretation of 'Why'.

So I go to the garage thinking, "I've got to find this book and photo it for Adullamite." I looked at the mountain of boxes.

And fell udderly into despair ...

Hahhahaaaa!
xxx

Adullamite said...

Lee, BOO HISS!

RDG, BOO HISS!

LOL!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

I could do without all of the flattery.

Adullamite said...

BOO HISS!

Lee said...

Your behaviour towards us is udderly disgraceful, Adullamite!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Sic him, Lee!

Jenny Woolf said...

I'm still wondering how the cow got in that position.

The Einstein picture, though meant to be funny, actually says something that I have often thought myself! (does this mean I am an Einstein? I don't think so.)

Adullamite said...

I've always considered you Einsteins sister Jenny! :)