Saturday, 30 May 2015

Saturday



Today I spent hours attempting to speed up the laptop.  After Malarbyting it, Virus checking it, 'CCleanering' it, defragmenting it and howling abuse at it there is little difference.  It must be more RAM is required but that is too expensive.  Later I will remove stuff.
That has been my day, as the machine had to be used to watch the Scottish Cup Final I had to stop the clean and watch the game.  How lovely to watch a game and want both teams to win!  Unusual as normally there is always a reason to prefer one or despise the other (yes Celtic & Rangers I mean you!)  Even referee Willie Collum, known as 'Gollum' to most, did not do too badly today.  Then as the machine defragmented I watched the second rate English Cup Final, the one in which you always know which team will win.  Today, to celebrate my victory in the 'Prediction League' I once again forecast a 4-0 win, and as always I was right!  No prizes but a smug smile will do.

Now watching the end of the football I took to ironing shirts.  This is the result of females not doing the job they were clearly made for.  Three shirts I managed to iron without burning them - this time - and that will do for a few weeks.  Tsk!  A woman would have done them all in the time it took me to do three.  Which reminds me...




 

7 comments:

Lee said...

You'd better speed yourself up, too, Mr. Ad-Man...it's Sunday here...hurry up!

'Tis good to be a little psychotic....now I know who to blame it on...my great-grandmother on my maternal side!!! (I guess my great-grandfather is to blame, too...he was a Highlander)!!! Tsk! Tsk!

carolincairns said...

Even my son has learned to iron his own work shirts. He does a good job too. And he is a leftie and a male!

the fly in the web said...

Just stropping the claws....

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Yeah, computer maintenance can be a real byte on the tookis at times, and not in a good way, neither!

Mike Smith said...

So you had a pressing engagement...?

Adullamite said...

Lee, No I think in your case it is not heredity, it is practice!

Carol, A hen-pecked son...?

Jerry, Worse, I have also managed to damage something else, and I know not what!

Mike, I was working flat out...

Adullamite said...

Fly, i know not what you mean.
By the way I have just gone out for a while.....