A post by a pretty American lass reminded me of a programme on telly a few months ago. It revealed the way to make something sell, even though we all obtain the same substance almost free daily. It concerned the rise of bottled water, in spite of the stuff coming into most folks homes by a tap!
Since it was discovered that foul water brings disease such as Cholera in its wake the supply of clean water has become important in the UK and elsewhere. Today water flows (at a high price thanks to the stupidity of privatising peoples needs) freely into every house. Clean, safe water, doctored to preserve the purity at the pumping stations and keeping the nation clean, healthy and thirst free. Who can complain about this? No-one, it is just not possible to whine about something so important coming direct into the home. Of course natural resources differ. In Edinburgh the water is 'soft.' This gives a lovely 'feel' to the water, an improved 'taste,' and when thirsty nothing 'tastes' better than cool water. In some areas, such as the south, water is hard and leaves a 'limescale' deposit around the sinks and inside kettles and the like. While harmless it is an irritation and the water tastes somewhat 'dull' in comparison with 'soft' water.
This is where advertising men saw their chance. Knowing that the rich 'trendy' set are always on the look out for expensive 'one-upmanship' opportunities, those given the job of selling 'Perrier' water in the eighties went to work. By suggesting sparkling water that arose 'deep in the earth' was healthier than the stuff coming out of the tap, by including sexy women and of course an expensive price, the adverts touched something in the 'Yuppy' mentality of the time. Soon those bulbous green bottles were everywhere, and within moments dozens of others appeared in the shops. Today this is a multi million business. From large enterprises to small a business is to be gained. One man found a disused well in the back garden of his new house and produces thousands of bottles, at high price, for five star hotels in Scotland! Straight forward 'water' in plastic bottles flew of the shelves at high prices as customers wished either to be seen with the right kind of water or fell for the idea that water filtered by a mountain was cleaner than that filtered by Fred Bloggs at the pumping station. Much later it was revealed that more bacteria is found in the plastic bottled water, of all kinds, and that tap water was healthier! Facts of course do not end beliefs! The bottles still fill many shelves in the supermarkets, and price is no object to the daft ones who 'prefer it' because of 'health' or 'society' reasons.
I buy cheap sparkling water, and clearly not to impress the society around me! This is because I looked at what is contained in the average soft drink, available at high price in the shops. Whether Pepsi, Coke or any of the dozens of other available they all contain at least eight spoonfuls of sugar and various other stuff, some of which I am not willing to trust. I decided to buy cheap carbonated water to provide for a 'fizzy' drink. The stuff available in the shops costs from 40pence to over a pound if you are daft enough to pay for it. I pay 17 pence for the big Tesco bottle shown. Mix it with tap water and it is fine to drink, less harmful than canned drinks and with no additives bar the bubbles, and as I drink a lot of water these days it is better than the canned stuff. When out and about during these hot summer days, yes there was one recently, buying a plastic bottle of water does make some sense. However paying £1:45 at a railway station appears to me to be just a bit dear myself! OK if desperate but the word 'rip-off' goes through my mind here. People will not believe me when I tell them it is advertising, and the labels, which make them pay through the nose for water available from their taps. Advertising speaks to something within us, usually greed, 'keeping up with the Jones's' or a deep psychological need recognised by the advertising people. Such folks make better psychologists than psychologists!
This is a (US) sample of the hype from the eighties, although all of my female readers will not be old enough to remember this sort of thing.
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Hmmmm, the French do things differently of course.....
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Remember the great "Dasani" fiasco? When Coca Cola tried to enter the UK bottled water market?
It was revealed that Coke's bottling plant was taking tap-water from the supply mains in Sidcup, and then putting it through a 'purification' process which actually introduced toxic, carcinogenic bromates into the previously safe-to-drink tapwater.
The same company's early uk advertising called the product "bottled spunk", obviously being oblivious to the very different U.K./U.S. meaning of the same word.
Not surprisingly, Dasani's crash as a brand cost coke a vast sum, and they abandoned their launches in Spain and Germany too.
I notice you have mastered false advertising ;)
You speak of this as if it were a bad thing.
My advice to you is to look through the bins at the park (you probably do anyway) and find an empty Perrier bottle and just fill it with tap water. Sit on a bench and drink it in front of all and sundry. This will doubtless impress the park ladies, while not violating your ancestral oath never to actually BUY anything.
Tip #2: You say that prime Tesco sparkling water is getting too dear? The really cool guys (according to Soubriquet - Max has given up on cool) are putting a small spoonful of baking soda in the tap water in their Perrier bottles. It won't taste very classy, but it WILL produce sparkly bubbles that the pram ladies in the park will swoon over.
Bonus: the bicarb will also settle your stomach from that cholera-tainted park duck you had for dinner last night. Win/win/win wot?
Soubriquet complained about the chlorinated taste of my tap water ruining his cuppa of tea. So we broke down and bought bottled spring water for the kettle .... I can't say my tastes are as refined. I drink water from a filtered tap out of my refrigerator.
Love the French ad .... gives new meaning to 'hand job' hee hee :)
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Your personality could do with all of the sugar you can get your hands on (despite your attempts to sweet-talk Leazwell). Just sayin'...
Gasp ... What spunky retorts!
Soub, I forgot all about Cokes failure with the water. Fantastic failure at that!
Leaz, I don't understand.....?
Max, Thanks for that. I followed your advice and now I am banned from the park!
RDG, Soub is just too fussy!
Fish, Me? Sweet talk? I just speak truth.....
Leaz, Maybe they work for Coke?
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