Friday 13 May 2011

Language

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Some folks have difficulty pronouncing the word 'Scone.' Quite often they will say 'Scone' when in fact they mean 'Scone.' This annoys some of us who have spent many some time in learning how to speak proper like. Therefore it is important for all out there to always say 'Scone' when they wish to obtain a 'Scone' and not pronounce it 'Scone' as that is not only pretentious it is quite erroneous. Even worse are those people who have a little knowledge, which as you know is a dangerous thing, such people take it upon themselves to pronounce the word 'Scone' which is totally wrong as 'Scone' is in fact a place. Scone as you will all know was where Scottish Kings were crowned in times past. The 'Stone of Destiny' resided there as a stool for them to sit on while being created 'King of Scots,' and what a privilege that was. The stone was nicked by the imperialist thug Edward I in 1300ish and kept in Westminster Abbey until John Major returned it in a vain effort to obtain votes. You will note that unlike the English barbarians the Scottish King became King of Scots, not King of Scotland. The land was not his, just the peoples loyalty. Of course being a democratic and egalitarian type if such a king failed in his duty then a democratic vote would result in a new king and an old one chasing his head down a hill. Words of course can be tricky when dealing with the pronunciation. American famously fail to say 'Tomato' when they try to say 'Tomato,' and 'Potato' also appears beyond their abilities to pronounce properly.  'Edinburgh' cause many problems as it tends to be called 'Scotland' by English TV people.


UK Student Life has an excellent easy recipe for 'Scones' which I will try.
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6 comments:

Mike Smith said...

It'll be here today, scone tomorrow...

Fuji said...

My friend Robin from UK always said it without a long o. O as in pond.

leazwell said...

oops that me posting.

Unknown said...

A scone that feels and tastes like a stone is simply something that I cannot condone.

Mo said...

Scone does seem to put people into two camps. Should it have raisins or cheese in it? I can't imagine the Scot's having Cheese scones.
Come to the monopoly chance today.

Adullamite said...

Mike....

Magnum, you are right!

Fishy, poetry?

Mo, Raisins only, although you can cut in half and put cheese inside!