I began this post days ago. Life however, as you know can be tiring, and sloth can creep in unexpectedly in this abode. So, having nothing to say, nothing appears to have happened anywhere, bar the M&S/EVRI incident, there was little purpose in scrawling anything.Ah yes, M&S/EVRI.
You see, for reasons of cost, M&S now make use of the couriers with the worst success rate, and lowest reliability in the world! I comprehend the need to cut costs, and M&S like all others have problems, but so many companies now use EVRI in spite of the missed deliveries, lost goods and total failure of the company to do what it is paid for. Why? The loss in missing goods, customer satisfaction and return shoppers must out way any benefits?
So, anyway I ordered, via a voucher, a belt. A belt to replace the 'Cowboy' thick brown belt that has held me together for around 45 years. This has been on my mind for a while, so I took advantage of the voucher, ordered some T-shirts, and then later, as they arrived quickly, I ordered an appropriate, I thought, belt.
M&S told me they had my order.
M&S told me the order was on its way.
M&S told me the courier had the order.
M&S told me it was being delivered today.
Here I made my first mistake, I believed them.
The EVRI tracking system told me they had the goods, and the goods were 'out for delivery,' expected around 15:30- 16:30.
I waited in.
15:30 came and went. 16:30 came and went.
I checked the tracker once more.
"Sorry, we cannot deliver today, we will deliver tomorrow."
Lies! All lies!
Tomorrow came.
Same messages.
'Out for delivery at such and such a time.
Now, I believe the main sorting office for EVRI is in Harlow, miles away. This means this driver, who leaves about 10:30 in the morning, arrives here in time for the rush hour. If he knows the area he avoids small packet drops as he sees no sense in slowly driving through two miles of traffic for one small packet. So that is why the first delivery failed.
Delivery time came and went.
Check the tracker.
"Sorry, we cannot deliver today, we will deliver tomorrow."
More lies, more lies!
Being a long weekend it was never going to come.
I contacted, eventually, after much struggle to find a contact, and left a short sharp message.
A young lady, she says, left an apologetic note and refunded carrier costs, how nice, if I use them again.
Silence.
Nothing happened for days, I lost interest, relying on things to work themselves out.
I relied to young lady again.
Message came back informing me that this is not a sight answered by M&S!
I struggled to find a contact, none came to sight.
So, it was onto Twitter, Musk or no Musk, where I dropped a note publicly there.
An answer came an hour later.
Details exchanged, goods re-ordered, and on Saturday night (6:19pm) they were delivered to my door.
One small packet, that could have gone through the letterbox, was delivered by a young lady pushing it through the letterbox as I tumbled down the stairs.
At last! Success!
Of course the belt is not as thick, wide, as the old one. It is black, not brown, I hit the wrong button, but it does fit, and has space for expansion at that!
What a palaver over a small item. I have the belt, and a few pence on the voucher still, M&S are still far too expensive, but I have the £3:50 refund voucher also. The belt does not suit my hippy imagination, but it works.
And, today, as I began my repast the bell rung.
A foreign man delivering to the flat around the back, but not unusually with this building, cannot find it.
His English poor, so is mine, I point in direction, he succeeds in finding correct address. I return to my dinner.
Will EVRI ever give me rest?