Saturday, 12 January 2013

THE DIFFERENCE IF .....




.........YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL!!

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. ...

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Scotland.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates...




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6 comments:

Helen Devries said...

After the penguin experience I put the gin and tonic down before reading more than the first paragraph....I need to copy this to put up in the house!

Adullamite said...

Helen, I'm sure he already knows dear......!

Mike Smith said...

Sounds familiar...

Lee said...

That'll teach 'im!

Kay G. said...

If he had married an American woman, he would not only be washing the dishes and cooking but would be making her endless cups of tea and baking biscuits for his lovely wife. Ask my husband!
Just kidding, sort of.

Adullamite said...

Kay, I'd like a word with your husband, he needs help.