There I was, as always, minding my own business after tea last night when the bell rang. A bit late for round here I thought, the pubs are open. It was one of my neighbours looking for a ladder. None of us n this block possess such a thing, and then it dawned on me why she needed one. The man next door was locked out. The lock to his front door had jammed, it is the only way in, and he and his son were looking to a frozen night under the bushes in the park if nothing could be done. Had the shop on the corner been open he would have offered the use of one of the second hand ones he sells (He makes money clearing houses) however at that time he was shoveling his dinner down not looking for folks with broken locks.
Quite what could be done did not cross my mind. The landlords office would be long closed, no emergency number, and John the man who does would not be rushing out in the evening to fix things. Especially as he had probably begun the brandy after a day working!
We cogitated, I rang the landlord anyway, no answer but an ansafone. I cogitated again, by this time the man's son, or at least to of his friends, had decided to break in. The one problem here was our lack of a ladder and the flat being on the first floor. His door merely taking him to the stairs to climb upwards with no other entrance or escape.
It was impossible to reach the window. Standing on one another, grasping the gas pipe in the process, they attempted to climb an impossible climb. The neighbour took action, he drove his car right along the wall, two lads climbed onto the roof, one sat ion the others shoulders and they fought their way to a position where they could break a small pane and undo the latch and climb in. I merely fobbed off a passing police officers quizzical looks. He was none to troubled and more anxious to get back round the corner to the station and drink his tea and write up his paperwork.
Today John arrived to repair the lock, spend an hour looking for someone to cut a pane of glass, and then finished the job. What excitement! Who says we have a boring existence? Life here is full of tension, new action daily, and if we are lucky something interesting to appear in the drains.
I find I a struggling to cope with the pace of life here.
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