Tuesday, 21 April 2026

Biscuits or Taking the Biscuit?


First job today was to fill the biscuit barrel.  An exciting job as I am never quite sure as to what will result.  Today I had once again produced two lots of very thick biscuits, though some may object to the use of that term.  Junk food is an alternative opinion of some.  
Whether such beats made of imitation 'Stork,' flour, oats and syrup from a plastic bottle are healthy and nutritious is a debate I will not waste time upon.  I have noted however, that my weight has increased since I made the last lot, not that long ago.  
Maybe I ought to try selling them at the monthly market, without giving my address, obviously.


I note Ed Milliband has suddenly appeared on TV informing the world that he did not trust Mandelson.  This is indeed true, he kept well aware from him when he failed as Labour Leader.  Now he is reappearing, alongside Angela Rayner, Andy Burnham, and I expect our friend Wes Streeting with be stabbing other cabinet ministers in the back, all to take the place of the soon to depart Prime Minister.
Are any of them worth it?
Half the cabinet is owned by Israel.  Whoever takes over has to deal with that one way or another.   
In the meantime we await the news from No 10.  Who will Israel appoint as its next lackey?

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