Yodel

When you wish for incompetence, then cometh YODEL.  Yodel, a white van man organisation, has the worst delivery record in the world.  A small item I ordered for Xmas is coming this way, after at least one week it has still not arrived. 

Last Monday an email claimed, 'We will deliver your parcel between 19:00 and 21:00 pm.'

They lied.

Tuesday night, when Scotland were playing, 'We will deliver your parcel between 19:00 and 21:00 pm.'

They lied.

Nothing since.

So, I tried their website.

I looked and I searched, I clicked here and there, I shouted and yelled, but there was no way to communicate with them, not even by AI.

I then chose to go through the needlessly long log on page.  

Eventually I had logged on, eventually I thought I would get somewhere.

I didn't.

In bold it said, click on our webpage to talk.

Nothing clicked.

They offer at the bottom, call us between these times.

However, they do not offer a phone number to call.

Could it be the laptop responds differently to the phone?

I logged, eventually, on the phone,  

It made no difference.

So, I await response but there appears to be no lies about deliveries tonight.

In the morning, I will contact the lass that is sending the 2nd hand toy over.  

She is not at fault, but maybe she can contact them?

With Yodel, you never know.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr