Monday, 11 October 2010

Stolen Goods

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. 
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a 
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' 
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. 
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. 
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' 

The next day someone stole it! 


*One day I was walking down the beach with 
some friends when someone shouted.... 
'Look at that dead bird!' 

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car 
which is designed to cut through a seat belt 
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot. 

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman 
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip 
out every time she turns her head!" 
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear 
remain the same distance apart no 
matter which way the head is turned... 

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and. 
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. 
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and 
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 
'Has your plane arrived yet?'... 
(I work with professionals like this.) 

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man 
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and 
the cook asked him if he would like it cut 
into 4 pieces or 6.
 He thought about it for some time then said 
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry 
enough to eat 6 pieces. 



Relax Max said...

Good ones!

Mike Smith said...

I've just seen some tumbleweed roll by...

Adullamite said...

Well said Max!

Mike, did I steal them from you?