Friday, 27 September 2024
Thursday, 26 September 2024
Jam Shed
Wednesday, 25 September 2024
Gove Spectates...
Tuesday, 24 September 2024
Space Filling...
Monday, 23 September 2024
Sleep
The conference is on, no-one is allowed to mention the Winter fuel debacle, or indeed those backhanders, however, that is all the Tory press are asking, and any objectors are flung out.
Friday, 20 September 2024
Living Death at St Ps
Grateful for the lift given to me this morning, a mile is a long way to walk these days, I gladly entered the building. As we arrived a large white car proceeded before us, we waited patiently while the driver parked in the next space. From the car a young blonde decanted and headed towards the church. We men looked, muttered 'Hmmm...' quietly so his wife could not hear, and thought, this looks good. I decided to make it my place to greet her.
However, Inside, while I obtained a glass of water to avoid drying up during the service, the young lady, and they are all young to me now, was greeted by Graham and Jenny on the doors in their friendly and efficient manner, and so was I when I walked through the door. Having been greeted I turned to take my seat in the usual place.
Then it happened!
The blonde was sitting in my seat!
I gasped at Graham, ‘She’s in my seat!’
‘I said sit wherever you like, so she did,’ he replied grinning too happily for my liking.
'But that's MY seat!' I gasped quietly while a cold bead of sweat ran down my neck. 'I've sat there for nearly 10 years,' I muttered. Graham sniggered somewhat too keenly for my liking, especially as his permanent seat at the back had been claimed already by Jenny. He was not going to be homeless this morning. 'And you are not allowed to chuck her out either,' he ordered like the sergeant major he wished he was. He wandered off to greet others while I stood staring into space. I came ready for anything this morning, but not something as shocking as this! She was in my seat! Not only was she happily ensconced there, but all around people were greeting her while aiming more smirks in my direction. Wars have been begun for less than this!
Looking around the hall I noticed all the seats at the end of a row were taken. A very Anglican approach. The only empty seats were at the front.
At the front! No-one sits at the front of an Anglican church, no-one! I began to gasp again.
Gordon however, stood alongside me offering condolences. ‘You could sit on one of the empty seats in the middle of the row,’ he offered somewhat fatuously. No-one chooses to sit in the middle, that is just not done, unless you are accompanying someone. I noticed his sneaky leer as he spoke, he too has his seat booked, though he sits in the middle because she has told him to, and that's that. 'Five empty seats at the front on the left,’ he said, his finger pointing in that direction. The front! I began to shake. 'Sit ant the front, and be near all the action,' he said slowly and with cruel intent. Cold sweat was beginning to run down my neck by this time. My shaky knees were shaking, my trembling hands trembled, and Gordon asked if he should hold my glass before I washed the carpet. This I declined, mostly because my hand was gripping the tumbler hard and I feared I might break it in letting go. I also needed a wet blanket to hold onto at that moment.
I kept glaring at my seat, it had my name on it too! In fact, all the seats have my name on them, I scrawled it upon them one day while no-one was around, just in case.
The blonde did not move, it was not the done thing to throw her out, and people were beginning to gather. The shaking continued, cold beads continued to run down my neck, I stared hard at each seat, including my own now in colonial possession, and prayed, almost out loud.
Glory be! Just then I saw an empty end seat, though it was on the second row from the front to the right. This would have to do, Hallelujah! Sweating, I barged past the crowd being greeted by smirk and his wife, forced my way to the free seat, triumphantly grasped the chair, spread myself across the next one also, just in case someone joined me, a trick I learned while travelling on the London Underground all those years ago, and rested while the steam rose from my now, relaxed body.
How close was that?
Thursday, 19 September 2024
Excitement
Wednesday, 18 September 2024
Moonshine...
Tuesday, 17 September 2024
Sauntering Through the Day
Saturday, 14 September 2024
Music deer...
I had ventured quietly into the graveyard as it is usually quiet and if you stand still long enough nature moves about. In fact, a squirrel came running around the corner, stopped suddenly, looked up at me and hastened back the way he had come. However, he and a couple of magpies were playing about at the far side and I managed to catch this shot of one. I'm not sure if he noticed me.
I had wandered over to the park, as opposed to having a snooze after lunch, because a Skateboard activity was on today. Naturally, the Punk Band, and I mean 'Punk,' played right outside my house! Next week, the environment men will get a wee note from me!
Thursday, 12 September 2024
Scottish Football Reflects the Times.
Wednesday, 11 September 2024
Overfed
Monday, 9 September 2024
Monday
Friday, 6 September 2024
The Phone Trials
Thursday, 5 September 2024
Tuesday, 3 September 2024
Samuel Collins of Braintree.
Monday, 2 September 2024
Grey Day
Friday, 30 August 2024
Tory Women
Fuss has arisen because Keir has done something most thoughtful people would do, he has removed the portrait of Thatcher from Downing Street. The fascist rags are up in arms, full of faux anger. The woman who took away employment security, reduced the NHS budget and disorganised the whole enterprise, cut cash for schools, social security, prisons, police, and public libraries, and began the whole make the rich richer by starving the lower orders way of government, is their hero, as long as they are making money. Today her children are continuing to destroy the nation by following her selfish policies. Now, they fuss about her picture. A suggestion has been made that putting the portrait to auction and selling it off would fit her policies and must be tried. I hope Keir considers this.
Thursday, 29 August 2024
A Day at the Braintree Museum
Fire, Police and Ambulance were enjoyable, but when he found a wee shop he was in his element, shopping is a thing for him. So, we had to spend some time while he bought his shopping, though no money appeared to pass by, and then dad and I disappeared into a darkened room to colour in pictures.
Hunger forced us into the adjoining café, where we scoffed toasted delights and the little 'un bounced on the seating. By this time he had got used to me and was happy to make me read a 'Mr Nosey' book to him, before he ate. Then it was home and playtime at the holiday cottage for him and brandy and bed for me.