With three birthdays arriving soon, and one or two just past, I have had to make the long slow search of suitable cards for each individual. This as you know is not easy. The Great Nephew, aged 3 in a week or two, cannot read, does not understand, but forces me to buy a card for him, or mum might say something.
Niece's and great nieces will not object if nothing comes for them on their birthday, though they will remember this! Therefore I have to have a pile of cards, along with an 'Amazon' voucher included, in the desk.
Naturally, when the birthday approaches none of the cards are suitable.
Therefore I stand in a shop staring at a vast array of cards, some asking prices that would make a CEO of an electric company jealous, while looking for 'that' card and that one alone.
It is of course not there.
So, we visit one shop, then the other, the first offering a huge shop full of dull, boring cards that grannies are supposed to like The type you send to people you do not know very well. This causes me to ask, why then are you sending one? You leave the shop deflated, refuse to peruse 'W. H. Smith,' voted annually 'the worst shop on the High Street,' and enter the 'Card Factory.'
When this shop first opened it was full of tat. The cards were mostly unfunny, unless you were still at school or read the 'Sun.' Otherwise it was cheap and cards marked for 'Mum,' Cousin,' or '3 Today,' type cards. Also on offer were a variety of cheap gifts of various types.
Recently I noticed the cards have improved, the prices dropped, the ones I bought were £1:49 each, and the quality much better. The others were still available, as the cheap China made tat, but much better in my view and I bought several to fill the desk with, even though they are not the greatest cards but will do the job for some.
The young lady at the desk added things up, studied the reading on the screen and told me that as there was 'Buy 2 get one free' on some I could have 3 more cards free. Naturally I raced back and found 3 more, at which she then totalled up and took my cash. Note, CASH! Shops such as this can take cards but many prefer to pay cash. Some trendy places are dropping the cash bit. Soon it will arrive here.
Such good staff, not unusual in this town, it does not always occur but many do act very well here.
Now I sit here trapped. Trapped waiting for the man from Yodel delivering a wee packet. It is now past 6 pm and no sign of him yet. He comes from the Ipswich depot, possibly has 500 drops all over middle Essex, and gives me no indication of when he may arrive. This is unfortunate as most carriers these days at least give a 2 hour gap when they may deliver, not Yodel. Of course the driver, on possibly £3:25 drop, may not be keen to rush about, or else he is working so hard he might have come off the road somewhere. Yodel are the carrier company that make people use Hermes!
This is the period of time when I am considering moving through to the west wing and settling down in my bed to watch/read/cogitate/ or encourage somnolence. Especially after trawling through town looking for cards, being spoken at by two women from the Kirk, and enjoying the delights of almost, but not quite, buying something. I am ready for the west wing.
However, as you know I am not one to complain. I will sit here listening to a podcast of some sort, avoid Twitter wars for a while, and getting agitated by the podcast. First World problems I suppose. I am too used to getting what I want easily and grumble when it does not happen. Tsk! I need a good slap!