I am Mr Lucky! There can be no other person as lucky as I.
Just last night, as I tidied up in the kitchen, I lifted my cafetierie thingy from the washing up and smashed it against the bunker!
How lucky am I?
Luck was in again as I am hooked on Costa Rica coffee at the moment and without this coffee maker I was going to start seeing spiders up the wall. At least, apart from the actual spiders that now inhabit my wall.
Lucky me had intended to remain indoors this morning, stretching my weary limbs and doing nothing beyond my mental abilities. So, you will realise, nothing was to be done today. However, the Costa Rica coffee, which I had run out off, called very strongly to me, and by 8:15 I was in Sainburys painfully looking for a new, unbroken cafetiere thingy. Good grief! They had one, at an amazing cheap price of only £7:50! 'Only,' is a word used by shops to lie to the customer! I packed my bag with all the required goodies, including the coffee cafiterie (You spell it your way, I will spell it mine), the bag was overfull as I was buying for the weekend also, and stumbled slowly back up the road, watching the workers heading into town to pretend they are earning a living.
Back home, having remembered to purchase the Costa Rica coffee also, I packed away my treasures, mostly with 'reduced' labels upon them, sat down at my laptop and swallowed Costa Rica coffee, with double cream obviously.
Wonderful.
I cogitated on doing nothing but sitting here with my feet up all day watching the Gala at the West Somerset Railway. Old Great Western Steam engines plied their way back and forth over the aged rails. What fun! Several visiting large engines on show here today. Jolly good show I say!
It was then I remembered I must take the electric meter reading.
This, as you know, means stumbling downstairs, wandering round the back, lifting the large wooden, filthy lid, and descending down into the bowels of the building to where the meters tick away day and night, never feeling any guilt as they do so.
What fun!
So, this I did and found going down to be harder than coming back up, somewhat surprisingly. I also noticed the rubbish lying about down there, no idea where it comes from or who dumped it. It remains a mystery as to how things find their way into the cellar.
Note taken of the meter, in spite of the dog downstairs barking as he did not recognise me, back upstairs, enter number, ('It's so easy' say EON, forgetting that making £3 billion a year is easy for them, not us.) and send it off. Within 24 hours the EON AI will tell me I owe them £10,000 and must increase the monthly payment to £500 a week! Or something similar.
If only we had an election? If only we had an opposition? Something could then be done about all this. The future is bleak, and will not improve much for the UK.