George Osborne the Chancellor of the Exchequer gave his speech today at the Conservative Party Conference and earned 'luke war applause,' according to one Rosa Prince, the Telegraph 'Online Political Editor,' whatever that is! "What did he say?" I hear you ask. I neither know nor care. In fact whatever was to follow here is now rapidly going the same way I did while listening to said Chancellor lying in his teeth discussing his policies on the 'Today' programme this morning. I switched off then, I think I will do so now. Suffice to say his friends will be OK, and the 'plebs' will carry the can, they always do.
This is a painting by one Mark Rothko, a famous, important, abstract painter whom you have never heard off until now. This 'work of art' was 'vandalised' by a chap who added a postcript at the bottom. What surprised me concerning this news was the price, this 'art work' is valued at £10 million! "Jings! Crivvens! And Help ma Boab!" I used to do abstract art at school but at no time did the art teacher put down the geography teacher from next door long enough to inform me that my 'work' was worth 'millions.' He did place one on the lobby wall certainly but I am unsure whether he sent it to a gallery after I left or used it as dart board. I can guess.... The art world, and indeed the fashion world, are one big con! An understanding and appreciation of art is not required, just lots of money if you wish to be seen buying the 'right thing,' and a huge determination to be seen and find fame and fortune if you are an 'artist. Talent is not required.
I attempted the Carrot Cake today and I am mightily surprised by the result. It may never sell in the local national bakers but it will be good enough for me. Quite why she calls these carrot cookies I fail to comprehend. The Yanks were still playing baseball in 1940 while Britain 'stood alone' as the cheese eating surrender monkeys did what they do best. I am quite pleased with myself now. Tomorrow it's Bannocks!
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