Wednesday 23 November 2022
Supreme Thrashing!
Sunday 2 October 2022
A Scottish Poem
Pilgrimage: Being the thoughts of an ex-soldier at Ypres, 8/8/28
Me, an’ Jean, an’ the bairn;
The wee lad spierin’ an’ starin’;
Daunderin’ quiet an’ douce-like doun
The Menin road into Ypres toun.
‘Did ye kill ony Germans here?’
Man, it’s sair what a laddie’ll spier.
An’ Jean whispers ‘Wheest!’ – an’ there comes
The band wi’ its trumpets an’ drums.
There’s a glower i’ the wee laddie’s ee.
Ay, he’s ettlin’ ti sojer like me.
An’ Jean whispers low in her pain:
‘Lord, Ye’ll no lat it happen again!’
Syne the Gate whaur the weary feet trod
Like a white kind o’ promise fae God.
An’ in silence we’re spierin’ an’ starin’
– Me, an’ Jean, an’ the bairn.
Me an’ Jean
Her wi’ a saft warm licht in her een,
Thankfu’ that I am come through,
But trimlin’ a wee at the mou’,
Prood o’ the medals I wear –
The same as the Prince stan’in’ there;
Her hand grippin’ hard in mine here
– Oh Jeannie! Oh Jeannie, my dear! –
An’ I ken a’ the things she wud say
An’ Geordie was fond o’ her tae.
We saw Geordie’s bivvy yestreen,
Me an’ Jean.
Me,
Lookin’ yont ower the years juist tae see
Yon War like the ploy of a loon;
But a queer kind o’ shiver rins doon
My back as the things dribble in
– A hallikit lauch i’ the din,
The sangs, an’ the mud, an’ the claes,
An’ my buits, an’ yon glint through the haze
O’ anither lad’s bayonet, an’ lichts
Makin’ day o’ the darkest o’ nichts,
An’ the drinkin’ our tea fae ae can.
– Oh Geordie! Oh Geordie, my man!
An’ – deil tak’ this dust i’ my ee.
Me!
J. B. Salmond
from The Old Stalker and Other Verses (Edinburgh: The Moray Press, 1936)
The poems were often written in an Arbroath dialect.
I found this on the excellent Scottish Poetry Library.
Friday 19 August 2022
Tuesday 12 July 2022
Intellectual Talk at SPAM re 1707 Bribery
Wednesday 15 June 2022
Wednesday Slob
Nicola tells us she is preparing for Indy 2 once again. I will believe this when real evidence is forthcoming. I fear this is a mere sop to the demands being made by the people. Nothing will come of this I say.
Tuesday 24 May 2022
'Dipper Books'
Friday 7 January 2022
Never the Twain
Thursday 21 October 2021
Successful Scottish Cricket!
Thursday 29 July 2021
Saturday 19 June 2021
The Auld Enemy
Wednesday 5 May 2021
Alex For Me
Friday 13 November 2020
Scotland's Success, Dominic's Failure!
Here is an excellent photo, not just because it catches the bright light indoors against the twilight outside, but because it appears Dominic is leaving. I say 'appears' as we all know how much a part acting plays with this lot. He may well be moving out, but his henchmen remain indoors, and his contact with his puppet will continue.
Monday 7 September 2020
Bleary Eyed Monday
Tuesday 28 July 2020
Family History
Since yesterday morn, where, dressed like a gangster in a black mask, I visited Tesco before dawn I have refused to leave my chair. Simple laziness plus a desire to reply to the genealogy query sent to me. I was glad as wearing a mask I canny breathe and my glasses steam up so not going into shops makes life easier. I agree with the principle, I just canny breathe!
Anyway, some time back I failed to find anything about James, a distant relative. I did the decent thing and gave up. It was a bit trying at the time and I needed a break. Yesterday, once I had restarted this quest, I was happy to discover someone else had been looking in the same area and had not only found James (The Young Yin) but also his father James (the Auld Yin) and further his father John (The Very Auld Yin). All, as is the case, farmers or tenant farmers in the Scots borders.
Making use of Google Maps I can get a glimpse of the land as they knew it. The small towns and villages they knew have not grown much, some not at all, and the area is still dependent on farming for the most part for a living. Taking into account the hardship of the days, Religious strife, all proud Scots and Protestant, the wars that passed through their lands, including 'Bonnie Prince Charlie' not that far away, and I am left wondering looking at gaps in the story whether some men have wandered of to a war or two? Certainly they would not follow Charlie, the would be Catholic King, but adventure may call on occasion.
Farmers at the time, enduring economic and weather led woes, would work physically all hours of the day. Little else to distract them, church on Sunday, family times together, educating them as best as they could, and breeding well, one man had 10 children when I lost count, plus one that failed to survive.
Eventually, great granddad moved into Berwick itself, running a pub near the market with the help of his daughters, one of whom was deaf, and farming a nearby 40 acres. Having seen the vista from the farm land moving into Berwick must have appeared to him like moving into a big city. Edrom still has a mere handful of houses, most of whom were created after his forefathers moved on, and while Berwick has the sea beside it, once Scotland's richest city, it appears to you and I as a very small town indeed.
So, while researching this I managed to ignore the dreadful performance of the West Indies cricket team. Poor bowling, howling batting and nothing more than a desire to get out of the dismal wet Manchester and return to somewhere warm! I do not blame them!
Monday 6 April 2020
Declaration!
Monday 29 July 2019
Sunny Picnics and Boris
Leaning awkwardly through the back window I glimpse the sun offering us the appearance of summer once again. Outside people pass by in flimsy outfits, T-shirts and shorts, dark glasses and thin dresses. All pretending the weather is hot because the sun is in the sky. Inside, I sit with a pullover on under my old man's cardie watching the temperature aim for the mid 60's, that's about 17% to you modern people. By noon it might become summer properly again.
Interestingly I was reading about one of those murderous English queens, Mary, the Catholic one who married Philip of Spain in an attempt to bring happiness to her people. His first ten days in the country, in mid summer, were a torrent of continuous rain! Add to this the diary of King George V, the one who served during the Great War as King, his 1914 diary is full of grumbles re the weather up to the end of July when it turns hot.
Some things never change.
Reading Jenny's blog brought back memories of Sunday School picnics in the 50's & 60's. In times past it was normal for the church to organise a bus trip out of town for all the kids, his must have begun in Victorian days, horse drawn carts if lucky, walking far otherwise. Charabancs in the 20's and buses by the 30's. All the buses we saw in Edinburgh would have streamers hanging out the windows, some places using double deckers as the numbers were so high. By the late 60's these had died out, the car, lack of numbers possibly, personal travel far afield ensured such events lost glamour to the wealthier society. However the picnic, especially with a decent crowd, has not lost enjoyment as Jenny's pictures show.
If lucky the place chosen for the picnic would be clear of sheep and cows and indeed their aftermath. But in those days we did not complain, we were just told to 'Leave Pat alone and carry on.' There were occasional races, competitions, though I canny mind any now, and a strange look from the Minister as I approached. I am unclear what was going through his mind but it did not appear to be "Let the children come to me."
I have vague memories of the strange smell of the plastic mug, even worse the tin one that enabled whatever we had put in it lost all flavour! A bag of buns and I suppose sandwiches were given, I canny mind sandwiches but i do remember Edinburgh's buns! In those days little side street bakers made their own cakes and buns, snowballs, 'fly cemeteries,' and brown things covered with chocolate were the thing! When I was last in Edinburgh such dank bakers still existed, I wonder if they do now? I miss the snowballs! It is rather sad that 'Greggs' and the like and considered better than the corner baker.
Of course Scots died from eating 50 years worth of such things...
Boris has 'visited' Scotland.
The Scots informed him of their opinion of him so successfully he left by the rear door!
Unlike in England where many threw coloured balls at him as he passed nothing but 'Boos' and jeers greeted the bumbling PM. In the west he had blethered on about the EU 'dropping the Backstop and showing 'common sense and intelligence,' failing to mention Theresa came up with the Backstop. He also failed to mention why the EU should back down when he wishes to leave not them!
Ruth Davidson, the strange wee lassie who runs the Tories in Scotland, refuses to accept the 'No Deal' scenario and has made that plain to him while offering her full support, 'Tory style' I suspect.
In short he has been shown the door by Scotland but like all at Westminster he will care not about that, his friends and his position are what counts to him.
Friday 14 June 2019
Wednesday 1 May 2019
Sold!
By courtesy of Edinburgh City Libraries
Sunday 24 March 2019
Spring has Sprung!
The chill wind sneaking across Essex from the North Sea did not hide the fact that Spring has Sprung and brightness is upon us. We can look forward to more light, longer days, blossoming flowers and concentrate on such things while ignoring Brexit. The birds chirp in the trees while eating the new buds as they appear, the wood pigeons chase each other keenly and the Sparrows have worked out how to hang onto the feeders.
I contemplated this a wee bit as I trudged down to church to be renewed in spirit and cheered by all the young women ("cough") asking after me. I had to be there as I was reading. I made use of my best North Edinburgh voice in between coughing fits bringing a 'thumbs up' from one, a 'cracking voice' from another and 'Scots git' from one of the Ukip persona. Tee Hee, she does not like me interfering with the Ukip stuff he puts on facebook, she attempted to bite me twice! I was glad she was in a good mood.
I was a bit worried last night when I noticed the early Sunday papers were suggesting a coup would take place removing Mrs May and replacing her as 'temporary' Prime minister one Michael Gove!
Michael, the man who stabbed Boris in the back because his wife told him to, has become famous for his weasel ways and interesting ideas. Some make sense, most do not appear thought through and those that are become presented simply to make him look good, they will never be put into action.
Even worse appeared this afternoon when Theresa called a meeting at Chequers her PMs country hideaway. Several important personnel were invited to push through the next step of the plan she does not have. Who attended? These are who:-
Boris Johnson, the would be PM with the integrity of a louse.
Dominic Raab, the one who did not understand how important Dover was to the economy.
Jacob Rees-Mogg, the millionaire member forthe 1700's who has already mad several million from Brexit and advised his people to put their money in Dublin, where his now lies.
David Davis, the Brexit secretary who did not read his briefs, or any paperwork or indeed do anything but got well paid for it.
Iain Duncan Smith, dearie me where do we start....?
Damian Green, fired for watching porn on his Westminster laptop, many others 'history' was cleared soon after, and a May loyalist.
David Lidington, in theory next in line to PM but does not wish to be PM.
Brexit Secretary Stephen Barclay, who?
Chief Whip Julian Smith, didn't he whip the party and then voted against last week?
Conservative Party chairman Brandon Lewis, have you heard of him?
Steve Baker, ?
Alistair Burt, ?
Oh and it appears Rees-Mogg brought along one of his sons to take part or nick things is not clear.
The big cars sit in the drive, the millionaires with little comprehension or care re normal people cogitate and fight for position inside, the people await the result, knowing it will change as soon as the cabinet meets on Tuesday.
I wonder if Kim Jong Un could drop one of his missiles on Chequers?
The Venomous Bead sums things up well.
On a brighter note Scotland beat San Marino by two goals to nil today. This is the fourth time they have played them in San Marino always winning by two goals to nil. Better teams than tonight's have obtained this result but people still complain the manager is bad the team is bad and they know what to do about things. They don't actually. This is the same nonsense we always have because Scotland considers itself a Big Team but it in these days merely middle ranking. However we are supposed to stuff little teams by many goals, something we have rarely ever done. Certainly there are glaring problems but removing the failing manager will not answer those. Many changes required behind the scene, these will not be happening and we had better hope we produce a higher quality of man or just get used to things being as they always are.
Thursday 29 November 2018
Theresa Typical
I find it interesting that CNN, that nice Mr Trumps favourite enemy, has produced a decent view of Scotland's opinion of Theresa May visiting the country. I looked at the BBC site, searched the Scotland section and eventually found the visit mentioned, why are they keeping it quiet?
Anyway CNN have offered a short two minute clip that is worth watching here. I note STV, the opposition channel in Scotland have not noticed her visit at all.
A visit to a Leather Factory somewhere in Glasgow, no meeting with Scotlnd's Fist Minister, Scotland's parliament nor any members of the press who might ask questions, both the 'National' paper and CNN were banned from the media pack, not that it was a big 'pack.'
This is typical of the offhand manner in which Westminster in particular and the English in general regard Scotland, soon Scotland will react and the words NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT will bring forth fruit! England will have to pay her own way and not live of Scotland. Of course when independent I suspect the locals will kick me out as an EU national while I wave my Scottish passport. I could also wave pictures of Rees-Mogg to hold them off. Brexit will have one good result, Scotland's independence.
Now I am watching the second of three football matches in a row, I need this to help me sleep as they wish me to go back to work tomorrow! Tsk!