Boris Johnson, in a well scripted (written by someone else) address to the nation described my life to the full!
Do not go out, unless you are shopping for food.
Do not go out, unless you are taking exercise by walking across the park.
Do not go with anyone else. Who?
Stay at home!
There you have it, my lifestyle justified by the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Top that!
3 comments:
Apply for your consultancy fee...quick, before Branson grabs the lot.
Fly, He has got there already! He is on his knees begging just out of shot.
Lets just hope people listen because its difficult to police. All the best.
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