The young nurse (they are all young to me) at the surgery mentioned how lucky I was to be retired. "I'm busier than ever," said I, not letting on that I was lying. I would be busier if I did all those jobs that need doing however! So passing me fit and demanding I return in two weeks to prove I am still alive I made my way back to the laptop to continue rewriting the writing that I wrote before. This indicated many mistakes so it was lucky I did this but not so lucky that any time I moved the format changed and required resetting. Why must computers behave like women I ask you?
Sitting here chewing my dried dates, figs and small red things I notice that the healthy 'Sweet Papaya Cubes' are 42% papaya and 58% sugar! How healthy is that? Natural sugar is one thing but I wonder... Still I suppose all this is doing me good, oranges, apples, lemons, fish, fish in tins, frozen fish, if I eat any more I will grow fins! I did manage to pump up the tyres on the bike and soon I will be trundling along on it. The poor thing has lain still so long it is filthy. I should clean it first but canny be bothered! It will work, I hope.
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I ignored the media today for the most part. Too much propaganda, too much for my brain especially as I had so much that I wasn't doing! Some got done by the simple means of not trawling through the press to comment on English dickheads sayings. I even cleaned the sink! It is a white colour right enough! Tomorrow I will report to the museum, possibly take the laptop to finish what I am writing and spend the rest of the day putting David Cameron clones in their place.