Friday, 20 November 2009

Ban Christmas Adverts

Ban Christmas Adverts!
The telly is full of falsely jolly people bouncing out of shops, grinning inanely at one another, happily stuffing themselves, and encouraging us to rush out and join in.
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These people made these adverts months ago, earned stupidly large amounts of cash for them, and on top of this the chances of them spending this cash in the shops they advertise is extremely low!
Reality brings crowded shops, unhappy people, overpriced gash, and short tempers and hate!
Those who stuff themselves end up steaming, arguing and fighting with one another. Peace on earth does not exist in such homes. Where love exists it is found with its head down the lavvy pan late at night or lying with a bad head in the morning. The question, "What did I do?" goes through many heads.
I am sick of Christmas already! Did you notice?


Mike Smith said...

Hear, hear!

Strawberry Girl said...

I'm sick of Christmas Adverts too!! Plus Christmas music the day after Halloween! Grrr... :D ;D

Mulled Vine said...

Bah Humbug! Have a nice hot cross bun and you will feel fine.

1st Lady said...

You're Christmas Card is in the mail. It's one of those large puffy cards that wont fit into your mailbox, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait in for the next few weeks until the postie arrives with it.