"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
- P G Pridmore
A friend is someone who's there when he needs you"
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
- Hubert Humphrey
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"
"I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!"
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."