Monday, 6 May 2013

A Day Off.....


I need one.....






How's the flat you're living in in London, Jock?" asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.
"It's okay," he replies, "but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night 
and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall."

"Never you mind," says his mother, "don't you let them get to you, just ignore them."
"Aye, that I do," he says, "I just keep playing my bagpipes."


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5 comments:

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

BOO! HISS!

Lee said...

You've brightened up my morning! Thanks for the smiles.

Kay G. said...

These are all funny, thanks for the laughs.
Oh, but I must say, I love the bagpipes. Did you see my post of Glen Campbell on the bagpipes?
Also, I love the song, "Mull of Kintyre", I don't understand why we didn't get that song in the USA.
I am a defender of bagpipes!!
I should make myself a T-shirt, for Pete's sake.

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

If you paid me better, I would say nice things like Lee and Kay do.

Adullamite said...

Jerry, Success!

Lee, Ta.

Kay, A music lover you!

Jerry, They do it naturally, most women fawn over me....