My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
"What is the point of this Blog? What am I trying to say?"