Friday, 3 February 2012

Thoughts to Ponder





My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.


You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!


Procrastinate Now!


I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance


They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.


He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.


Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


The trouble with life is there's no background music.


The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.


I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

"What is the point of this Blog? What am I trying to say?"








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5 comments:

red dirt girl said...

I see you're sitting on the pondering chair .....!

xxx

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

BOO! HISS!

Adullamite said...

RDG, I do my best reading/thinking there....


Jerry, Glad you appreciated this.:)

Gail said...

Jerry sent me and I'm so glad I visited!!!

Adullamite said...

Gail, You are welcome!