Friday 21 June 2019

Fun Friday



Having got fed up with BT constantly upping the price for things I have changed over to Plusnet, halved the cost, lost BTSport, and hopefully still have a decent service.  Speed this morning is slightly slower, 43 instead of 50, by 1:30 it was up to 57 which is very good for this area.
Fiddling with the wires, removing the old BT cables now covered with a thick layer of dust, scrambling on the floor choking on dust changing plugs in unreachable places, then struggling to start the thing as filters were added that were not required.  All in all it took half an hour before I woke up and worked out how to get it going.  Now I am conscious I need to get the hoover out and get under the desk once again...


You will be aware of the fuss over this.  At Mansion House while the Chancellor was spouting half truths this woman decided to make a protest regarding climate change.  Mark Field, a large Tory MP grabbed her and chucked her out.
A fuss has ensued!
Loud yells from women concerning 'dangerous precedent' and anguish from opposition spokesmen.
Much space filled by the chattering media.
I have no sympathy.
There is a time to protest, the one in Hong Kong is an example, but disturbing speeches and blocking streets as has been attempted recently annoying folks going about their life, is not the way to do it.
Climate change is here and requires action, this is not the way to do it.  This is more attention seeking than protest.  I winder if she would protest for the homeless or the local foodbank?  I wonder indeed.
Of course had it been a man thrown out no fuss would be seen, no comment on TV, no bleeding hearts from 'spokeswomen,' no papers sold and TV and radio time filled.  Women sell papers.

      
Twice this week I have had to work!  Not just Tuesday morning, which was busy again, but Thursday afternoon also.  This I was told was a quiet day, it wasn't!  People came in!  On top of this we had climbed the castle on Monday, I had to iron all my shirts on Wednesday and clean the house and do other important jobs at home.  It has been one of those weeks where I have been constantly busy.  I am not used to this.  


This could soon be your next Prime Minister.
Think about that!


Tuesday 18 June 2019

Hedingham Castle.


Having come by bus and dragged my bulk around the village under a warm sun  I wearily slogged up the driveway into the castle grounds.  On the way I was passed by several luxurious cars and the driver of one kindly waited for me after he and the rest had parked their gleaming chariots and offered oxygen and water as we climbed the slope.  The long drive can be a disadvantage in a large house.


Having joined the rich who had parked earlier we entered the house to listen to the owner tell the house history. Sir William Ashurst MP, one time Lord Mayor of London, created the house possibly when he bought the castle in 1713. Sad to say the house was finished in 1719 at which point the man himself passed away.  This fine house has since passed through many owners down to the present who had the opportunity to renovate the entire building, much needed work after many years of abuse.  Now, as you can glimpse by the desk in the library the place has been magnificently done up. With this library, and the way it is laid out, I was very taken.  Hundreds of books abound on the shelves and my heart, but not my wallets, desire is for a room just like this!


The garden is quite nice also!  The grounds are large, a gardener on a grass cutting tractor was working his way around as we entered, the large pool if that is the word, surrounded by glorious grounds, the variety of greenery all around was wonderful.  It took three of us to pull one woman away and force her into her car at the end.   It is no surprise the castle is now a wedding centre and many events are held here.  However I felt a bit guilty for intruding on peoples house, that does not seem right, but I suppose by this means they can cope with the mighty bills that come with renovation and the upkeep of such large fancy houses.  The lady of the house did not at any time come over as precious or superior and was excellent with all the gang.  Many asked questions as we wandered about and all were pleased with the lass.  


The variety of fireplaces alone as interesting, the paintings around the walls, the many plates and vases on offer impressed many.  In some ways it reminded me of Aunt Annies house, full of stuff she never used and was dated back into the far past. But my heart however remained in the library.  I refrained from using the stairs to visit the first floor as my knees might have objected, I forgot I was going into the keep!


Our party, supposedly 25 but certainly contained more than that, gossiped and murmured its way out through the wood panelled hallway halting only for one inquisitive individual to ask "What's that for?" and then pull the small lever on the bookcase.  The entire bookcase swung open to reveal the rooms you are not meant to see and enthral the Agatha Christie lovers.  No bodies were there discovered...as yet.


Brick lovers would have loved Tudor times.  Much of the outer wall of the castle was rebuilt at that time including the removal of the drawbridge and then the construction of this fabulous bridge.  I was much impressed with this.  Other red brick buildings are found but much later and it appears Tudor brickies were as popular as Victorian ones much later.
The castle rises magnificently as you approach and while the outer buildings have long since disappeared the effect is stunning.


The throng gathered themselves together as a brief interesting history of the Keep and the castle site was uttered.  As you know Aubrey de Vere, a Norman Knight and a friend of William the Conqueror, was in possession of what stood here in 1086, probably a small wooden castle, and his first work appears to have been to plant a vineyard.  Two points of interest here, one is that the vineyard did survive with red grapes apparently found in the grounds in recent years, and secondly he married William's half sister, every little bit helps when dealing with kings I find.
His castle will probably have been a wooden construction but his son began the ten year task of building this more formidable creation in 1140.  This reflects his wealth, position and power.  This also reveals how quiet the land had become by then as you only build such things in peacetime.  Most who lived during Williams invasion were long gone as would be the memory of the Saxon kings of that time.   
Among their visitors was the Empress Matilda, a very powerful lady in her day who ended her life here in 1151.  Her son took the throne as Henry II. 


Entering by the bottom door through the 11 foot thick walls we clambered upwards, not for the first time, into what was probably the storage area for the castle.  Here, lit by 'candles' that were bought from the 'Merlin' series, we learned the use of the floor in the past and now.  Recycling is good and the flooring came from I think she said Southend Pier when it was being renovated, and other items obtained in similar fashion.  The family may be well off but this lass did not squander cash and impressed us all with her knowledge, wisdom and personality.  Then, after having shown the interested parties the base where what arrived from medieval toilets was collected we headed for the stairs!  
Oh joy!


 The only way is up..and up...and up...


In the Banqueting Hall de Vere and his company wood eat at trestle tables possibly with table covers stuffing red deer and pheasants down their throat, with or without the wine grown on his estate. Rushes, and I suspect flower petals would be strewn across the floor making cleaning easier and treading on the petals released fragrance to cover the odour of the people!  No fitted showers on show.  Churches used the same trick, maybe they ought to try it again?  Just asking.  Several of our lot did investigate the historic loo tucked away round the corner but few were willing to try it out.  I was with them! 


Above us soared the biggest Norman arch in the country and on the Minstrels Gallery seen high above once strode Jesters, Minstrels and entertainers for the peoples stuffing it down below them.  Imagine the noise of a full hall.  The famous sitting at the top table, the lesser gentry further down.  The envies, jelousies and political games played while they ate.
Not all these Earls had good luck. Robert the 9th Earl was disliked by jealous courtiers who had him exiled to Flanders, there he was killed by a wild boar in 1392, rather a pig of a day that.  John, the 12th Earl, was loyal to Henry VI but when Edward IV took the throne suspicious people put both father and son in the tower.  During 1461 they were beheaded.  Being among the 'in crowd' does not always lead to success. John the 13th Earl suffered for his king enduring 12 years in prison.  Eventually he returned to win victory for Henry VII at Bosworth Field and received every sort of honour.  However in 1498 having entertained Henry the king suddenly realised how wealthy, and therefore how much of a threat he had become, the Earl was fined 15,000 marks to keep him in his place!  Never show your wealth to the king.


Around the castle tastefully thought out items appear such as these helmets which I am guessing are Norman, or at least Norman fashion.  I wonder what Elizabeth the first thought of it all when she visited in 1561?  The Earl would have had to stump up for her entourage and the cost of the food requirements would have been frightening.  The court travelled around the country ensuring they all knew who was in charge but the cost of provision would hinder many from equipping themselves with arms to rebel.

  
Whether these armaments ever saw action is unknown but they hang above the Hall reminding visitors on how Aubrey de Vere got possession of his home.  Politics is no less noble now than it was then, which means no nobility among the nobles whatsoever in my view, as long as they kept in with the ruling monarch all was well.
Unfortunately in 1216 almost all Essex Lords turned on King John as they were taxed about his taxes!  Especially as he required more than thought right and he kept losing wars, he was not a military man like his brother Richard. They, rebellious Essex men that they were turned, up at Runnymede and assisted him in signing the 'Magna Carta.'  Robert de Vere, the 3rd Earl of Oxford was a leader among them.  The Dauphin of France was asked to become King in John's place but John defeated the French garrison at Colchester causing that plan to fail.  For reasons of his own (money I expect) the pope sided with John and John then set out to visit Hedingham and remove the man in charge.  The siege lasted for some time and by using secret tunnels the besieged were able to obtain fresh fish which they threw at the attackers indicating they had plenty of stores.  However this did not last and the struggle failed.  John removed de Vere and took his lands as kings do.  A year later the position was reversed when the Dauphin himself took the castle and fighting ended when John died and weak King Henry III gave back all de Vere's lands to him.



 
I did visit the castle some 20 years ago when young and fit and clambered right up onto the roof.  This time huffing and puffing many of us were glad of the rope bannister alongside the wall as we trekked up and down the stairs.  Quite why a defibrillator or oxygen masks were not available we were too puffed to ask.  
One man asked where the lift was but got a rude reply.  
The White Hart, as seen in the window, was the sign of Richard II, it looks good tucked away in one of the many corners but the Earl followed Richard I know not. The windows are small but not suitable for shooting arrows at passing King John's I would have thought.  The narrow Minstrel Gallery you will notice brought joy to some of us as it indicated another flight of stairs.  It is surprising how so many old people raced up and down these steps without accident or heart attack.


 
The decoration carved on the doors must have taken some time, remember there are five floors all in.  The building took ten years to complete, one floor per year.  It was not possible to work in winter as the lime used in mortar did not set in such conditions.  The collection of the rubble, flints stone and what have you that they put in the walls must have taken some time.  The facing stone itself came from Nottingham some distance away.
Others over the years have taken delight in carving their name or comment into the walls, windows and elsewhere. There was not time to seek out the oldest but these could go back quite far.  At least as far as people who could write their names could go.


It struck many of us that the hall would have been very cold in winter, we had windows and heating, they had wall hangings and whatever to cover the icy gaps.  The sheer size of the hall would have made heating difficult even if a banquet was under way and the place crowded.  



Oh goody!  More stairs!  
At least there is a decent view all round.  I cannot imagine trees would be so abundant that close to the Keep when there was a threat of enemy attack.  Today the threat appeared to be pigeons nesting on the windows.



The make up of the walls comprised stone such as this with the Nottingham stone on the outside to present a decent face to the world.  This was the original entrance with the square building operating as a prison.  There was no door, prisoners were just dropped in from the top and a trapdoor shut on them.  
Good luck to you in there.  


It was amazing, while on the top floor now used as a museum, to see pictures of the great fire of 1918 which gutted the place.  All the floors to the bottom were reduced to ashes, furniture and all else inside destroyed.  The army, God bless them, had been on top of the roof making use of the height to signal to aircraft.  The men had lit a fire and somehow this led to the entire roof catching fire which then engulfed the building.  All the more amazing when we look at the work done today and see how well it has all been done up.


I thoroughly enjoyed the day even though my knees have yet to forgive me.  
The castle is now used as a wedding venue, lucky them, and has many other events from time to time, jousting, archers and re-enactors and such like which one day I might look in on. The general mood was good and everybody enjoyed the house, gardens and castle.  Of course this lot are history buffs and much knowledge was shared all through the day, in between lying on the ground seeking our breath, and I thought all went home happy.  
Especially me as one of the attractive young ladies gave me a lift home, several fought over the privilege, thus saving me meeting humans on the bus back.
A jolly good day out, and I slept well last night...


Hedingham Castle, well worth a visit 
even if you are not getting married!


Monday 17 June 2019

Castle Hedingham


The command was clear, meet at 2.pm or else.
Therefore earlier today I took possession of the bus pass and marched out resolutely towards the bus stop in time for my bus.  Having spent considerable time attempting to understand the timetable, which became clear once I realised where the bus began its journey and how it related to me, I made it to the stance.  This caused trickle of fear as a bus pulled out as I got in and it took a while to discover there were two routes covered here on those buses, the red ones.  
I scrutinised the queue.
Not the zimmer frame lot here this was more country bumpkin.  Indeed most left at the town up the road, the one that used to remind some people of those programmes where the CIA chase UFO's, it's that sort of place.
While waiting a second bus emptied it's untidy load and I found a strange man staring at me.  This took me a while to realise who this person was, John my old mate, a man I did not recognise because he looked well, fit and fat and therefore different to my weary eyes.  Unfortunately we could not talk as my bus arrived but he did tell the why he was almost happy, he was happy to come into town, he was unhappy she got off the bus and told him she thought she had left something switched on and got back on the bus to go home to check.  I expect John will be even happier when she returns 50 minutes later indicating she had switched off and all was well!

  
G.K.Chesterton had a line "The rolling English drunkard/Made the rolling English road."  He must have been in North Essex when he came up with that!  Sitting upstairs, right at the front, like an 8 year old, on a near empty top deck, only two adolescents at the rear and they did not speak as they stared into their phones, I viewed the world around me.  
Green fields rolled gently this way and that, occasional cows, once  shepherd and his newly fleeced sheep, many fields of crops about to turn from green to gold.  The bus rolled with the narrow roads, up and down, left and right, and naturally through the housing estates that insist everybody has a car or you are trapped.  Today at least three buses pass through these but for how long?  Cuts are losing such services and people do not count to Tory governments.  The bus pass is already under threat.  


No pictures on the way as the recent changeable weather did not leave the windows clear enough for that.  However on time we arrived the 'The Bell' at journeys end and I popped into St Nicholas Church for a look around.  Dating from 1180, and built by the Normans on top of probably a Saxon wooden church, many Norman features remain in spite of constant upgrading.  I believe this door is known as the 'Skin door' as some poor wretch was flayed and his skin attached there in an effort to deter crime.  Whether anyone else attempted to rob the church is not mentioned but in the  19th century when renovating the building pieces of skin were found in the door.  


I happened to notice a War Memorial at the front.  The 37 dead men were commemorated by an Anglo-Norman shaft which dates from the 12th century and appears unfinished.  This cross was placed at Crouch Green (cruc in Latin as you know) and appears to stood for 400 years until Henry VIII dissolved the Monasteries.  It was then dumped and later found to be supporting the roof of the Falcon Inn basement.  Donated, one a replacement was found, it became the shaft of the memorial erected in 1921.  Indications are the shaft was ordered by de Vere, the Lord of the Manor up the road in his castle.  Such ancient relics connected to the district put to good worthy use is to be commended.

 
This ancient church, musty smell as always, has many little items dotted around dating back generations and not always clear as to their purpose.  On the right is an external 'Stoup' placed outside for those passing by.  What is a 'Stoup?'  Google dictionary says :-
 stoup /stuːp/.  noun
a basin for holy water, especially on the wall near the door of a Roman Catholic church for worshippers to dip their fingers in before crossing themselves.

But you know that.  


There is of course the usual lectern not one found in the local St Paul's I can tell you!  This rather haughty one appears content to dominate the nave.


This is a wee bit blurred picture of a wee bit blurred image which could be an aged Saxon relic of Mary Magdalene, or possibly an aesthetic priest, or anything else.  It is aged, broken and blurred, such things are interesting and possibly over a thousand years old. 


What was this used for?  


An excellent piece of craftsmanship offers this dedication to the Boy Scouts of the district.  Sadly I slighty moved on taking it and stupidly did not take another.  Excellent work however.


The Chancel was very dark which does not show on here and I have another blurred pic.  I should have stayed at home.  This was John de Vere, the 15th earl of Oxford who was not buried with the other de Vere's in Earls Colne Priory but here.  This was because Henry VIII was still dissolving such places and our man died at the wrong time.  The restorers also treated him with little concern and moved him to the side.  What would he have said I wonder?   


Norman arches abound around here, this one carries the entrance to the chancel.  The church is a bit darker in real life but consider the people who have passed through this door over the years.  Go back to the Saxons before them and allow the type of people, Lords and peasants who have been seen inside this place.  

 
Time to meet the rest of the gang so I wondered around the graveyard, untouched since a new cemetery opened in 1910, maybe they had a fear of plague breaking out...    


On the right 'Falcon House; once the Inn now a private house.  This was where the lords falconer lived.  To the right a narrow lane (are lanes not all narrow in places like this?) which connects swiftly to the castle grounds.  Like all such villages round here many homes date back a good while.

  
The money must have remained around here.  The number of Georgian houses next to much older abodes was noticeable.  Agriculture was surely the main thing, as well as keeping in with royalty, where else would cash come from?  The peasants did not get much.


I was struck by the close connection between the pillar box and the phone box.  The bright red colour standing out in the sunshine.  Then I realised it was a defibrillator box now.  So many of these things are being installed in a wide variety of places and this appeared to me to be a good spot for one of these items.


I wonder if the falconer knew these cottages on the lane.  These may have been modernised and cost over half a million but possibly go back many years.


I cared now for nothing but reaching my goal, under the flag atop the castle walls waited my comrades desperate for historical information and tea and cake, but not in that order....


Friday 14 June 2019

Old Scots Vid



Too lazy busy to post so here is an old video you might like.

Thursday 13 June 2019

Boris and Iran


As Boris takes a 114 to 43 lead over Jeremy Hunt in the 'Who will be the next worst PM?' competition the New European has published a list of Bojo's comments, they are worth reading.
For instance:-
1) During the London Riots of 2011 it took mayor Boris Johnson three days to return from holiday in Canada. He said: "I came as fast as I could."

2) Johnson has claimed he was arrested and spent a night in the cells after members of Oxford University society the Bullingdon Club threw a flowerpot through a restaurant window in 1987. In 2010 the Financial Times revealed both he and David Cameron had escaped before the police arrived. One former 'Buller' member said: "I never knew Boris could run so fast."


7) Boris on the people of the Commonwealth, 2002: "It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies."

8) According to a 2003 Observer profile of Johnson: "Rod Liddle recalls that when he and Johnson went to Uganda, Johnson cheerily remarked to the Swedish Unicef workers and their black driver: 'Right, let's go and look at some more piccaninnies.'"


22) Johnson initially denied he'd had an affair with Wyatt, calling it "balderdash... an inverted pyramid of piffle". He was sacked as shadow arts minister in 2004 when it was discovered that he had been lying.

23) Brought back as a junior shadow education minister in 2005, Boris went on to have a fling with Times Educational Supplement journalist Anna Fazackerley. Married Johnson fathered a love child, Stephanie, with art consultant Helen McIntyre in 2009.

24) Johnson's former Telegraph editor, Max Hastings, wrote: "I would not trust him with my wife nor - from painful experience - my wallet. It is hard to believe that an man so conspicuously incapable of controlling his own libido is fit to be trusted with controlling the country."


38) Running for mayor in 2007, Johnson pledged to get rid of London's bendy buses as "they wipe out cyclists, there are many cyclists killed every year by them". In fact, no London cyclists were killed by bendy buses from their introduction in 2001 until their removal in 2011.

39) As mayor, Johnson claimed that he would introduce 'Boris bikes' to London "at no cost to the taxpayer". In 2013 it was revealed that each bike was actually costing Londoners £1,400 and that the annual £11million subsidy could have bought each of the 38,000 annual users their own bicycle. 


Read through these, and others elsewhere and ponder on the fact that this man can soon become Prime Minister!  We thought Cameron was an out of touch Toff, we thought May was an out of position hypocrite, we know what Boris is and he is worse than any so far.
Now tell me we are not heading into the end times?


Once again we see the mighty at work.  The immediate thought is that this is a CIA inspired attack, like the last one, to discredit Iran.  However it might well be, as others say, the Saudi's attempting to initiate a war between the USA and Iran,my best thought is that this is the Israeli's.  Our Benjamin is getting his men to attack our shipping and blame Iran, what could be easier?  
The Saudi's and the Israeli's have given us a war in Syria in an attempt to reduce the threat from Iran.  Saudi has of course happily murdered children in Yemen for their own defence using some of the £38 billion worth of munitions we send them.  Good on us!  
The stupidity of Trump, the threat of Boris and the mixture of the middle east will produce a situation difficult to end.  Are we ready for this?  Will our attention be elsewhere?  

With a confused world more concerned about the false notion of 'equality for gays' and committed to murdering as many children as possible under a 'woman's right' is it to be expected that the God who created us and still watches over s will sit back and do nothing?
Since Adam left the garden the world has been broken, it is arguable that it is in a worse state now than it ever has been.  Global warming, however caused, moral breakdown, unbelief, false religion, inept leadership in politics and over population with a dwindling food supply it does not look good for the future.  Some will say 'Peace' but offer no solution, others will say 'war' which is no solution, Jesus says 'Come to me while you have the chance.'  That is a solution...