Monday, 3 March 2008

Las Vegas


THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS Of ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

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THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!


YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

GOTCHA !!



4 comments:

Mulled Vine said...

Chip monk, aka Friar Tuck is also the name of the renowned companion of Robin Hood who decided one day that, needing a change from boiled spuds, it might be an idea to boil them in oil, and thus invented the chip.

Sicarii said...

Do they have biSHOPS in there? And do the CARDinals shuffle well?

1st Lady said...

You Got me alright! Good one!! HAHA

Mulled Vine said...

I also heard a sad tale of a British church that put the content of its steeple fund in the lottery and lost the whole lot.