Adullamite

Not much else t say to that.  Clouds, rain, sunshine, warmth, cold, usual autumn weather. Dull mind also therefore I give you an old jo...

. The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just got married for the fourth time. The interviewer...

. Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.     A customer asked, "In what aisle could I ...

Entrance Exam   A Blonde goes to Heaven    A Blonde (called Dorothy) was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Pe...

. The cold has frozen my brain. Some would say they cannot tell the difference but I can. While the snow has disappeared for the most par...

> Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They'll be for people who ...

A Welsh farmer is overseeing his animals in a remote part of the Country when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud ...

Beethoven Symphonies A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he start...

Once upon a time in a village in India , a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers seeing there were...

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, 'I...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked...

Paddy is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the r...

George was admitted to a mental hospital and fell in love with another inmate. George loved the woman so much that when she fell into the p...

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring ...

A man had great tickets for the All Ireland final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next t...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite s...

Friday Night. Everybody is out gallivanting, or being hassled by wives and families, possibly just getting over the week and resting the ...