Wednesday 18 June 2008

Glass of Water


A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'

'What?'

'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'

'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'

Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'

'WHAT?'

'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'

' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'

Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'

'WHAT!'

'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'

4 comments:

  1. You are so funny

    Godbless you Sir

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  2. I've been drinking a lot more water recently, amazing what an invasion of pimples will make me do. Im actually getting used to it though and now grabbing a drink of water all the time... and... I stood on the scales the other day and have actually lost a few lbs. They do say that drinking more water and hydrating the body assists weight loss.

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  3. I love drinking water. I don't understand why people spoil a good class of crystal clear cold water with some artificial juice concentrate.

    However water may at times be mixed with hops and left for a while before drinking - quite a nice little drink too.

    BTW great joke!! :-D

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