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Autumn leaves are forming, the nights are closing in, it's dank, dark and dreich! "James," said Mary to her husband, ...

.  A Scottish prayer -  "Oh Lord, we do not ask you to give us wealth.  But show us where it is!"   A visitor to an Aberd...

. I was going to mention that the 'wee team' (Hibernian) lost 4-1 away to Kilmarnock. However I would not be so cruel as to incl...

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ...

. Guardian Even the middle class, left leaning Guardian is dominated by this wedding. OK it's over bar the fight at the party, the bro...

Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife ,  43 ,  who was looking for some hot action!  So I sent her my ironing. That'll ...

. That august periodical 'The Daily Mail,' today publishes what is claimed to be the 'Top 50 Jokes!' The researchers ...

Encyclopedia Dramatica 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too mu...

.   My  wife and I were sitting at a table at her high  school reunion,  and she  kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink  a...

. A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: ...