On the first day of creation: God created The Cat.
On the second day: God created man to serve the cat.
On the third: God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day: God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.
On the fifth: God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day: God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day: God tried to rest...........but he had to scoop the litter box .....
Discussing exam:
"Jones, unlike Green, who had had 'had', had had 'had had.'
'Had had' had had the approval of the examiners."
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Cat got your tongue? Catastrophe.
ReplyDeleteMy two cats just read this...and nodded in agreement.
ReplyDeleteThose Man Up pills should read - "when acting like a pussy"!
A, Your so catty.
ReplyDeleteLee, I asked a cat to help, but he said "Me ow?"
I really, really, REALLY hate to do this, but I have to admit that the cat segment really cracked me up. I am going to my corner to sulk now.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Good one, Adullamite!
ReplyDeleteMy neighbour's cat doesn't even know why you bothered to write this self evident stuff.
ReplyDeleteWonderful photo of the cat on the jigsaw!
Your neighbours cat sounds true to life!
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