FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
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These are excellent rules of life, I'm afraid I have found No. 3 to be definitely true, not that a nice person like me minds giving a helping hand of course.
ReplyDeleteJenny, I'm with you there! I am tempted to No. 4 myself..
ReplyDeleteAlcohol....hmmm....
ReplyDeleteMike, It must be Friday......!
ReplyDeleteI would sure like to add a few more about now, but I am told that it would not be a good idea. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteOh my, that second one made me almost fall off my chair laughing.
ReplyDeleteJerry, No it would NOT be a good idea!
ReplyDeleteKay, Indeed!
"smile"
ReplyDeleteGregory, Indeed.
ReplyDeleteI like it!
ReplyDeleteRab, Thought you would! :)
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