I hate the world!
I am cold.
I sniffle,
I shiver.
I shiver.
My throat hurts.
Nothing tastes.
I am uncomfortable.
Paracetamol is expensive.
Paracetamol is expensive.
My mind is dull.
Nothing satisfies.
Everyone hates me
(well that's not because of the cold of course!)
(well that's not because of the cold of course!)
Nothing worth watching on telly.
I canny write poor posts even.
My knees hurt.
I'm broke.
I'm still cold!
Good job I'm not one to complain!
Good job I'm not one to complain!
Never mind, auld fella. All of the above will soon pass.
ReplyDeleteExcept your mind being dull. And everyone hating you...
Oh dear! Get yourself well soon. I had man flu just the other week and thankfully feeling a lot better.
ReplyDeleteI presume you've seen my man flu clip on mulled madness. If not, that's sure to cheer you up.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon.
Feeling any less crotchety?
ReplyDeletePutting your feet in a bucket of hot steaming water is no cure for a wee moaning b*st*rd with man flu, although it will make your toenails easier to cut. Get well soon.
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