THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS Of ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
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THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?
GOTCHA !!
Chip monk, aka Friar Tuck is also the name of the renowned companion of Robin Hood who decided one day that, needing a change from boiled spuds, it might be an idea to boil them in oil, and thus invented the chip.
ReplyDeleteDo they have biSHOPS in there? And do the CARDinals shuffle well?
ReplyDeleteYou Got me alright! Good one!! HAHA
ReplyDeleteI also heard a sad tale of a British church that put the content of its steeple fund in the lottery and lost the whole lot.
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