1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
3. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home For Christmas.
4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me.
5. Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And...
6. Paranoid - Santa Clause Is Coming To Town To Get Me.
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire.
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy Oooh Look At The Froggy, Can I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away.
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.........
LOL!!! Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHope we maintain this relationship this coming year in Jesus Mighty Name Amen
Godbless
OK, that had me laughing till I had a belly ache!
ReplyDeleteExcellent stuff, mate!
Have a blessed holiday, my dear brother!
Shalom Aleichem.
hehehe highly amusing - I'd heard the Manic one before, but the rest made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDelete(i refuse to LOL!)
Anyway, hope you have a great Christmas mate. Happy Crimbo and all that jazz :D
-Dan
That's funny!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas.