My wife just called me.
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received
some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers."
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife
anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist,
'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That's nice of you,' Jim added,
'I hope she'll appreciate them.'
Tony smiled as he replied,
'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.