News from the desperate front. Dave has realised the UKIP party are in danger of stealing Conservative votes while he continues to act like a Liberal Democrat. This means he will loses not just votes but his job, and have nothing but a meaningless life on speaking tours of the world telling others how to run the world and earning millions he makes hereby means nothing to him, honest. His answer to this threat is marvellous. He appeals to his anti Europe members by promising a referendum on Britain's place in the EU, calls the UKIP bluff, cheers his party and makes this a promise to be fulfilled after the NEXT election. Brilliant! Not only did he promise this before the last election and did not fulfill it, like hundreds of other promises, but we all know he has little chance of winning the next election. Brilliant and the media are falling for it. So are his voters, both of them. This government is bad, just imagine what the next will be like. Dear oh dear.
Now I'm not one to boast, my humility will not let me, so I will happily instead commend Helen for her wisdom in offering this award to me. Her perspicacity, imagination, intellect and wisdom deserve rewards also. It is presumed that I will pass this on to others like we are supposed to, however last time I tried this I was rewarded with untold abuse, by Jerry, Max, 'A,' Soub, Mo, RDG, PDP, Lee, Jenny, Kay, Mametz, Dina and Angelika, so I'm not doing that again! No sir.