Thursday 11 October 2012

Five Rules



FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in  trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


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11 comments:

Jenny Woolf said...

These are excellent rules of life, I'm afraid I have found No. 3 to be definitely true, not that a nice person like me minds giving a helping hand of course.

Adullamite said...

Jenny, I'm with you there! I am tempted to No. 4 myself..

Mike Smith said...

Alcohol....hmmm....

Adullamite said...

Mike, It must be Friday......!

Unknown said...

I would sure like to add a few more about now, but I am told that it would not be a good idea. Sigh.

Kay G. said...

Oh my, that second one made me almost fall off my chair laughing.

Adullamite said...

Jerry, No it would NOT be a good idea!

Kay, Indeed!

gregory urbano said...

"smile"

Adullamite said...

Gregory, Indeed.

Anonymous said...

I like it!

Adullamite said...

Rab, Thought you would! :)